A most holy pun indeed.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gwendywook
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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All hail the holy antlers of the deer god
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheWizardSquirrel
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2021
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How do you make Holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.
Ok, Imma head out...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jabhiram
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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If a one L Lama is a holy man and a 2 L Llama is a beast of burden, what is a three L Llama?

A big fire in Boston.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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Holy Batastrophe! The Argyle Sweater for 5/21/21
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDorkKnight53
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2021
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What do you call a holy man who works at McDonald's?

A Friar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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I'm disappointed this Bible for the blind isn't called "The Holy Braille"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cornelius____
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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Need to see a holy man?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/owlman93
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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"I ain't afraid of no holy ghost." ~ The Virgin Murray.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesome_smokey
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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What do you call a holy pirate?

An Arrrrchangel!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_are_you_srs_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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what do you have after milking the holy cow?

legendairy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naked_guy47
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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Holy Cow
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doge_For_Bones
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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Every star is holy. Why, you ask?

Because they all have mass!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoleilDJade
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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It’s kind of sad that Christianity, Judaism, and Islam have been fighting each other for centuries.

Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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Without Bill,

Melinda will be just an ionaire.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2021
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Holy cow, 420K members!! This sub is Dope.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shampoo_and_dick
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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What pokemon shoots holy water?

Blesstoise.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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Holy sh*t
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkLord9988
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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I once heard a preacher explain Jesus' crucifixion in detail.

I think he nailed it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bbew_Mot
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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The most holy of shits
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LuanGaff
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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Does this make Switzerland the Holy Land?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_Jockstrap
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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The Holy Braille
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MikuSama39
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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No one could figure out who set the Cathedral of Notre Dame on fire..

... But Quasimodo had a hunch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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Ramadan is starting today. To all my Muslim friends who are observing this holy month, I have one thing to say.

Lunch is on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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I recently finished fire fighting school

It’s where I got my first degree

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jobamabama
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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Moses owns a cafe in Heaven.

It’s called Holy Grounds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dankbonkripper_78
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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Holy cow!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MHHZ
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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Two boats full of red and blue paint crashed in the indian ocean today

All of the crew are marooned

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I-am-Just-Sam
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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There's two muffins baking in an oven

"Holy smokes it's hot in here" - One muffin says to the other That muffin replies "No way! A talking muffin!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ginger-Beefcake
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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The most holy of shits
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LuanGaff
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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After almost a decade, I’m finally finished with my book about my favorite herb.

It’s about thyme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2021
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Holy cookies
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tarlungs110466
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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How do you make holy water

You boil the hell out of it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smellypants5379
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2021
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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/p_tally
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lordofthstrings
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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How do you make Holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ash_bel
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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How do you make holy water?

you boil the hell out of it

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Merlin-5
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GLIZZYGOD999
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

(Apologies if this has been posted before.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thealternatejack
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mastr9ball
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thishotleafjuice
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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How do you make holy water?

You take water and boil the hell out of it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DSofren
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scottdavies86
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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How do you make Holy Water?

You boil the hell out of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperSaiyanWes
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Russell_Pinto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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How does one make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QuantumXyt
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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Kids, How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/balkso
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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