A list of puns related to "Holiday Drinking"
Yarrr my rum-a-done!
So it was my first time meeting my girlfriend's family and it was a holiday so I had assumed it would go like how it is in the movies, the guy being constantly criticized by the girl's family and told he's not good enough but I must have lucked out as they absolutely loved me, after we had the traditional thanksgiving meal at around 4, her family and I went to the porch to drink and joke around. On the way out to the porch, buzzed me thought it would be hilarious to take someone's ukelele with me and hide it on the porch, I promised myself that before the day is over, I'd use that ukelele as a joke piece and get everyone to love me even more. So the evening is going great, everyone's drunk, laughing, telling funny family stories when all of a sudden, I stand up, get everyone's attention and I grab the ukelele, picked it up and said
"I like to play a little guitar"
The hysterical, drunken laughs of everyone on the porch was the highlight of the best Thanksgiving I've ever had.
Today, whilst on holiday in Spain, I sent a photo to my dad captioned "loving life, drinking sangria by the pool".
The response: "might want to slow down and just drink it by the glass"
"GOING ON HOLIDAY TOMORROW! Need someone to take care of our dog that doesn't smoke or drink!!"
Well, their dog sounds very healthy.
When I was a baby, my Mom gave me some cider to drink during the holiday season. After doing this she was told that giving a baby cider that wasn't pasteurized could be dangerous. Panicking she called my Grandfather:
Mom: Dad how do I know if the cider is pasteurized?
Grandfather: Ok hold up the bottle of cider.
Mom: Holds up bottle of cider in front of face
Grandfather: Well it's "past your eyes" now!
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