Hems Puns

A list of puns related to "Hems"

The lady who hems my pants appeared anxious...

In fact, I know she seamstressed

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👤︎ u/hotsprings1234
📅︎ Jan 03 2021
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I present to you... The Hem Seamwich
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👤︎ u/KaylithVonKola
📅︎ Jun 04 2019
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This left me in stitches...
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👤︎ u/aimilah
📅︎ Dec 21 2020
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My wife has begun writing songs about her sewing machine

She wants to be a Singer-songwriter, or sew it seams.

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👤︎ u/hotcheetopuffs
📅︎ Dec 20 2020
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My friend opened a tailor shop that also is a moving service...

She hems and hauls.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Apr 04 2020
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What do a group of men and church songs have in common?

They’re both hims

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👤︎ u/darkhorseswag
📅︎ May 24 2018
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My wife thinks this one sucks

How do you get the attention of a seamstress?

a-HEM!

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👤︎ u/robotbrigadier
📅︎ Apr 23 2019
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What do you call a bird that sews?

A hemming-bird.

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👤︎ u/RealMeaning42
📅︎ May 07 2019
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I got a new pair of pants that were too long.

I considered taking them to a tailor to get shortened, but I think doing it myself was the more earnest hemming way.

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👤︎ u/GodMonster
📅︎ Sep 27 2017
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Slick dad joke used in title Toronto Star article reporting spill on highway

https://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2016/07/19/salad-dressing-spill-on-dvp-ramp-causes-traffic-mayo-hem.html

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👤︎ u/canadasecond
📅︎ Jul 20 2016
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My Taylor Swift dad joke

I'm a dad. I came up with this one yesterday.

"I thought Taylor Swift was a same-day hemming service"

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👤︎ u/Terpene
📅︎ Nov 01 2014
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