The lady who hems my pants appeared anxious...
In fact, I know she seamstressed
Why did Eminem prefer the Johnson & Johnson vaccine?
you only get one shot
My wife has begun writing songs about her sewing machine
She wants to be a Singer-songwriter, or sew it seams.
My wife was fixing the length of my son's pants and I asked her how much that cost, was it a Chris, Luke or Liam?
She looked at me confused and said "What?"
I said, "I want to know how much that hem is worth."
Why did they hire Chris to play Thor?
Because Hems-worthy
What do you call a bird that sews?
A hemming-bird.
My friend opened a tailor shop that also is a moving service...
She hems and hauls.
I got a new pair of pants that were too long.
I considered taking them to a tailor to get shortened, but I think doing it myself was the more earnest hemming way.
What do a group of men and church songs have in common?
They’re both hims
My wife thinks this one sucks
How do you get the attention of a seamstress?
a-HEM!
My Taylor Swift dad joke
I'm a dad. I came up with this one yesterday.
"I thought Taylor Swift was a same-day hemming service"
Slick dad joke used in title Toronto Star article reporting spill on highway
https://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2016/07/19/salad-dressing-spill-on-dvp-ramp-causes-traffic-mayo-hem.html
