Heist Puns

A list of puns related to "Heist"

What do you call a cocaine heist

>! A blowjob !<

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👤︎ u/StealthyPretzel37
📅︎ Feb 12 2020
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What does a fruit say when it's about to do a bank heist?

Everyone on the ground! It's a strawberry1

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👤︎ u/void206551
📅︎ Apr 01 2020
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I've always been a fan of heist movies, but the one involving the bakery has to be one of my favourites of all time.

That one takes the cake.

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👤︎ u/mr_wilson3
📅︎ Feb 24 2020
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Did you know there used to be a story in the bible about a bank heist but it got removed

It was inside job

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👤︎ u/allanon101
📅︎ Mar 05 2020
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Finally finished Money Heist on Netflix...

It made no cents.

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👤︎ u/agronero1
📅︎ Jun 12 2019
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A heist movie can also be termed as a

run-con movie.

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👤︎ u/pabesh17
📅︎ Jun 17 2019
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Why was Mr. Dolphin's bank heist so successful?

Because it was a whale orca-strated plan

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👤︎ u/millions-in-debt
📅︎ Oct 19 2017
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Did you hear about the wig heist in broad daylight ?

That was a pretty bald move

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👤︎ u/RobotFK
📅︎ Aug 23 2018
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Can't afford my daughter's college tuition so I'm planning a heist. My getaway driver is a best selling author.

He really knows how to book it

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👤︎ u/PaxPaw
📅︎ Apr 19 2018
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How did the owls get away with the heist in Machu Picchu?

They were Inca Hoots.

My friend proudly told me how he got his daughter with this one.

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👤︎ u/ryegye24
📅︎ Nov 06 2016
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After the bank heist, the robbers camped in the woods to hide.

That's criminal in tent.

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👤︎ u/_otterinabox
📅︎ Aug 29 2015
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A new strain of lice is going around that is resistant to conventional treatments.

That has left scientists scratching their heads.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 19 2019
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Some Atheist Were Thieves . Do You Know Why ?

-- Because They were at-Heist until death .

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👤︎ u/abir_tahsin
📅︎ May 24 2020
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What do you call a bunch of monks robbing a bank?

A Bud-heist.

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👤︎ u/bricknick_
📅︎ Feb 19 2018
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