Hare today, gone tomorrow
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︎ Apr 12 2023
What will the baby rabbit get from his mother after she dies?
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︎ Apr 06 2023
No matter how hard I try to line this wallpaper up, itβs always just a hare off.
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︎ Aug 07 2022
In the classic story of the tortoise and the hare, what was the tortoise's name?
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︎ Aug 25 2022
A hare, a bunny and a rabbi walk into a blood donation camp
The rabbi says I'm probably a Type O
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︎ Oct 03 2021
A race was set between a cheetah and a hare
A wise parrot decided to take bets on the hare winning. All the animals took the bet. When the race came the hare won easily.
As the animals paid the parrot, they asked how he did he know the outcome.
He replied, βCheetahs never win.β
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︎ Jul 21 2022
What's a crossbreed between a rabbit and a hare?
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︎ May 31 2022
Where do sheep get hair cuts
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︎ Apr 12 2023
hare cut
Why was the rabbit so excited about his new burrow? He had his hole life ahead of him.
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︎ Jul 16 2022
Just a hare off the mark
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︎ Feb 25 2020
Energizer bunny was arrested.
He was charged with battery.
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︎ Mar 14 2023
My rabbit ran away at week
Now they're just some bunny that I used to know.
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︎ Mar 30 2023
Why did the Easter bunny go to the barber?
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︎ Apr 08 2023
Donβt you guys hate it when you have hare in your soup
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︎ May 19 2021
My dad was getting bald...
So he tattooed rabbits on his head. From a distance it looked like hares.
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︎ Oct 22 2022
What do you call a kingβs rabbit?
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︎ Jan 20 2022
I taught my pet rabbit to do my kids homework
Turns out theyβre really good at multiplying
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︎ Feb 28 2023
What do you get when there are 50 hares in a line and they all back up a step?
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︎ Feb 08 2022
Why did Bugs Bunny go to the salon?
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︎ Apr 30 2023
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
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︎ Mar 25 2023
Took me a secondβ¦
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︎ Dec 25 2022
What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?
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︎ Apr 09 2023
The King of England once had a pet rabbit
It was his Hare Apparent.
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︎ Jan 23 2023
A hare escaped from the zoo
They are still combing the area; meanwhile the hare is in the brush.
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︎ Jul 25 2021
I was gonna tell a joke about the tortoise and the hare
But I thought it might be a little too racy for you.
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︎ Mar 17 2021
Hare-ass-ment for y'all.
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︎ Feb 05 2020
While our friends are away on Spring Break we're keeping their pet rabbit at our house
My wife says we're now an hare b&b.
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︎ Apr 07 2023
Why could't the rabbit watch the scary movie?
It was a hare-raising tale!
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︎ Mar 21 2023
How do you catch a wild hare?
>How do you catch a wild hare?
With hairspray.
>How do you catch a wild rabbit?
You dress in orange, make noises like a carrot.
>How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way.
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︎ Jul 31 2021
What type of music does a rabbit listen to?
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︎ Dec 15 2022
I knew a guy who used Taxidermied Animals to make guns
They're pretty dangerous since they all have "Hare" Triggers.
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︎ Jun 09 2022
Back in school, my favorite teacher was Mrs. Turtle
Weird name, but she tortoise well.
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︎ Sep 22 2022
Bad hare days...
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︎ Sep 17 2019
A hare huh
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︎ Oct 30 2019
A man walks into a barβ¦
He sits down and orders a drink. He finishes first one and pulls out a rabbit from his coat and places to his left. Bartender sees this and is amazed.
He orders 2nd drink and drinks it down and pulls out another rabbit from his coat and places on his right side this time.
Bartender intrigued says βhey mister what are you doing with these rabbits?β The man replies βIβm splitting hares (hairs)β
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︎ Feb 02 2023
Had to return this cookie it had a hare in it
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︎ Apr 13 2019
What do rabbits need when they break a leg?
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︎ Sep 18 2022
I went bald from stress after my pet rabbit died
I'm now completely hareless
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︎ Aug 06 2022
How did the doe win the race?
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︎ Jan 10 2023
What do you call the bunnies that live in your nostrils?
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︎ Nov 11 2022
Where do rabbits learn to fly?
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︎ Jan 29 2023
What does a frog say when seeing a hare?
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︎ Jul 06 2020
Why did the bald guy paint rabbits on his head?
because from a distance they look like hares.
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︎ Apr 21 2023
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance they looked like hares.
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︎ Apr 24 2022
I was gonna tell a joke about the tortoise and the hare
But I thought it might be a little too racy for you.
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︎ Mar 17 2021
I broke up with my rabbit.
Now they're just some bunny that I used to know.
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︎ Sep 27 2022
If you're bald, paint rabbits on your head.
From a distance they'll look like hares.
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︎ Nov 03 2022
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