Hardy Puns

A list of puns related to "Hardy"

Noliver Hardy.
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👤︎ u/awesome_smokey
📅︎ Feb 06 2021
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Such hardy memes.
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👤︎ u/pallabpain
📅︎ Sep 20 2020
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What do you do to pass time while stuck in concrete?

Tell a hardy joke.

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👤︎ u/German_Camel
📅︎ Mar 26 2021
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A platypus walks into a bar owned by a duck.

He finishes his drink and asks for his check.

Duck billed platypus.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 10 2019
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My friend and I were playing golf. He hit the flagpole on the shot and said “that gave me a heart attack!”

I told him “actually that was a stroke”

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👤︎ u/dingdongdan69
📅︎ Jul 05 2020
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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

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👤︎ u/Nicegurlsbebitches
📅︎ Oct 27 2018
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I used to have bedsheets with images of one member of a comedy duo from the 1920's, but could never get any good sleep...

I couldn't rest on my Laurels.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Dec 05 2019
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye matey.

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👤︎ u/officerpaws
📅︎ Sep 04 2018
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Wife told me “Tonight, you’ll be able to see Uranus with the naked eye”

I replied that all I need is a mirror...

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👤︎ u/redneckrockuhtree
📅︎ Oct 20 2017
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My new phone case

My iPhone, complete with the hardy Otterbox case, fell on the floor today in front of my dad. I picked it up and muttered "...and people ask me why I use this massive Otterbox."

My dad said: "right, its just in case."

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👤︎ u/da3mite
📅︎ Mar 13 2014
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Something a bit cheesy

As I stare at the cheese aisle, I'm trying to decide what looks Gouda for my Munster appetite— each cheese goating me to choose it. The truth is, I don't know Jack about cheese selection. But then I realize I Havarti made my choice. I'll go with cheddar, because it has Provolone-standing favorite of mine. Now I better stop this Brie-fore it gets too cheesy.

True story—happened today. Hardy har harlsberg.

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👤︎ u/CleverWordPlay
📅︎ Aug 14 2012
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My mom mentioned that the play Wicked is going to be playing nearby.

Mom- considering 3 of the 4 of us like Wicked and the other hasn't seen it before... Me- How wicked of you. Rest of family- Hardy har har

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👤︎ u/JarheadHMEH
📅︎ Oct 17 2014
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Every time we pass a cemetery

My dad would say:

Dad: "Why did they put a fence around the cemetery?"

Me: I don't know, why?

Dad: "Because people were dying to get in!"

hardy har har, Dad.

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👤︎ u/theSTEVEb
📅︎ Oct 22 2013
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