Hank Puns

A list of puns related to "Hank"

You'd never believe that Hank Hill quit his job at Strickland to become a drug dealer

He now sells cocaine and cocaine accessories

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👤︎ u/forrestree
📅︎ Jul 28 2020
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No, t.hanks you!
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👤︎ u/gargolito
📅︎ Nov 28 2019
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Hanks a lot for the pun, but don't over Selleck.
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👤︎ u/KittyBurritoLand
📅︎ Oct 16 2019
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I met Tom Hanks today!

I asked for his autograph, but all he wrote was ‘thanks’...

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👤︎ u/RageMonster17
📅︎ Jan 05 2019
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How does Tom Hanks express his gratitude?

T.Hanks

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👤︎ u/RealisticFake
📅︎ Oct 28 2018
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How is a dominatrix like Hank Hill?

They're both into pro pain and pro pain accessories

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👤︎ u/StrangeBedfellows
📅︎ Jun 04 2019
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I thought I saw Tom Hanks in the woods yesterday.

Turns out it was just a Forest Stump.

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👤︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
📅︎ Feb 22 2019
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What does Hank Hill take when he gets a headache?

Ibupropane

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👤︎ u/Jonny_McAwesomepants
📅︎ Sep 21 2018
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An American guy called Hank pulled a tissue from his pocket.

Hank the Yankee yanked his hanky.

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👤︎ u/cthart
📅︎ Jul 24 2018
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Tom Hanks walked into a wind tunnel.

The wind tunnel says to him "It's a pleasure to meet you Mr Hanks, I'm a huge fan."

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👤︎ u/Fhoxyd22
📅︎ Oct 12 2017
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"Hank Green Tells 41 Dad Jokes in 4 Minutes"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFym8JwlYxY

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👤︎ u/adamjackson1984
📅︎ Dec 24 2016
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Dad joke found in the Tom Hanks AMA
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👤︎ u/MagicTuxedo
📅︎ Sep 30 2013
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I saw Tom Hanks earlier today and asked him for an autograph

He just wrote thanks

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👤︎ u/Sirjackhepp
📅︎ Feb 22 2019
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