My friend challenged me to a hang gliding race, and he got angry after I beat him.
What a soar loser.
Red Skelton on hang-gliding
Husband and wife conversing about a skinny girl
Wife: She’s so beautiful look how skinny she is Husband: she’s so skinny she can hang glide with a Dorito Wife: WOW! That was original Husband: No honey, it was actually Cool Ranch
Dina says Hey !
Dina: Hey
Me: hey Dina, do you like hang gliding ?
Dina: No, why ?
Me: I'd love to see Dina soar
Dina: was that suppose to be funny ?
Me: I thought it was Dina mite ! 💥
