They actually made a KFC movie on the Hallmark channel

It’s suppose to be a romance but don’t be surprised if there’s some Fowl play.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/loonmaster2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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What do you call watching 2 Hallmark movies back to back?

The Extended cut

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xngamer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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The hallmark of a good calligrapher v.redd.it/xfwfnyvpct121
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πŸ‘€︎ u/summertime214
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2018
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Bought my dad this birthday card today, thank you Hallmark for $5 well spent!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PandaMandaium
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2018
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I’m an accountant for Hallmark... they throw me out of casinos now because I’m a β€œprofessional card counter”.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/serion15
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2018
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My wife, our oldest daughter, and I were in Hallmark.

I picked up a ruler, put it against my wife's chest, & asked "How much longer are we gonna be in here?"

The daughter loved it! My wife said "Haha. Shut up."

Epilogue: We were in there at least another 162ft.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/willgreen19
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2016
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My puns are fruitful
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gaeboomering
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said,

"You know, one would have been enough."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IrishBoxingLife
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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I dad joked my boss like...

A vendor walks in the store and says.. "I have some German silver if you would like to add to your inventory". My boss replies "what is German silver and how is it different?" I replied from my office with an accent "I think German silver is NEIN 2 5". Nobody understood.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaasett
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2015
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For the 2nd time in 4 years, I got my girlfriend to laugh at one of my daily dad jokes! Hope you like it too.

We are watching a dumb hallmark Christmas movie and the main guy owns a coffee shop. He is getting married and I make fun of the fact that his vows are all coffee puns.

So my girl yells, "well, he is a coffee person!"

Me- "no babe, he is just a human person."

(Her laugh was really a slight chuckle and a "you're so dumb", but dammit, I am taking the win!)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mkelsey4610
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2015
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