A list of puns related to "Habitation"
"SHHH" "What - I'm just trying to ask a question!"
Vacuum cleaners have been gathering dirt on us for years.
Pulp fiction.
Goebbels the Gerbil Burglar
A Transistor
They didn't like it when I retaliated with...
"Daughturds"
My wife has been teaching my son to fold his own laundry but he complains about it everytime. My wife, trying to convince my son, said to him "If you pick up this habit, your future wife will love you very much."
My son replied "I don't want my future wife to love me very much. I want my future wife to help me fold my laundry."
I busted out laughing. But the end result is that now I have to fold my own laundry going forward.
But I never got the chants.
Father-in-law
It was nail-biting
Bad Minton.
Nun-sense!
My son hates it... he always likes to tell me “dad! Stop! Smoking causes cancer”... I’m always disappointed to inform him, “No son. Smoking causes ashes”
I hate to see someone Anne employed.
But in the end, it doesn't even matter
Doctors are calling it Munch housin’ syndrome.
A Roamin' Catholic
I told them I can't help it, old habits DIE HARD.
I probably shouldn't have become a tattoo artist.
I'll read it tomorrow
Because they're creatures of habit.
It was just too time consuming
You could say I've got an appetite for destruction
Nunavut
It’s quite the CoNunDrum
....but don't get into the habit.
you can buy them from a boot sale at a convent.
It's a deeply rooted issue.
When an eel bites your hand, And that's not what you planned, That's a moray.
When our habits are strange, And our customs deranged, That's our mores.
When your horse munches straw, And the bales total four, That's some more hay.
When Othello's poor wife Becomes stabbed with a knife, That's a Moor, eh?
When a Japanese knight Uses his sword in a fight, That's Samurai.
When your sheep go to graze In a damp marshy place, That's a moor, eh?
When your boat comes home fine And you tie up her line, That's a moor, eh?
When you ace your last tests Like you did all the rest, That's some more "A"s!
In New Zealand you see An aborigine, That's a Maori.
Alley Oop's homeland has A space gun with pizzazz, That's a Moo Ray.
A comedian ham, With the name Amsterdam, That's a Morey.
When your chocolate graham, Is so full and so crammed, That s'more, eh.
When you've had quite enough, Of this dumb rhyming stuff, That's "No more!", eh?
It’s a silly habit—tricks are for kids!
Knock on wood.
Yesterday he scaled Mount Everest.
He replied that he prays everyday religiously.
He claims he can stop it at any time.
Bad minton.
It's a deeply rooted issue.
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