I used to know a mushroom named Gus who was a blast to hang out with. That changed the day his girlfriend left him.

She said she preferred 2 fun-guy over one fun-Gus.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/legendary-jake
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 26 2020
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Back in the day when sparrows had names, sparrows named Gus wouldn’t fare too well.

People love eating Asparagus.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DiFraggiPrutto
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My friend Gus asked where his kid was. She was with all the other kids kicking mushrooms.

I said, "Among the fun, Gus."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PostAbouts
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01 2019
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A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We don't serve your kind here!"

The mushroom replies, "Why not?! I'm a fun guy!" He then goes on to say "The name's Gus, and all my friends call me Fun Gus"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WolvieBS
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18 2020
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I'm selling a TV for $1, but it's broken and it's stuck on the highest volume.

That's a deal you can't turn down.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MacItaly
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 03 2020
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I saw a radio on sale for only a dollar. Only catch was the volume was stuck on high.

I realized, I can’t turn this down.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/binaryPilot84
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 13 2020
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I saw an ad in a shop window, β€œTelevision for sale, $1, volume stuck on full”, I thought

β€œI can't turn that down.”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CulturedGrass
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 11 2019
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Who can drink 2 litres of gas?!

Jerry can!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DiscordisMe5789
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 24 2020
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Could you though?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shakers95
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 13 2018
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What did Mommy Spore & Daddy Spore name their first Baby Boy??

FunGus

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bad11ama
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 03 2020
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Why did the female mushroom ask the male mushroom on a date?

He seemed like a fun guy.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/johnblu5
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 10 2019
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Two leprechauns are in the forest eating mushrooms and one asks the other

Having fun,Gus?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/brentafett
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 22 2018
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My cousin got me the other day.

We had a party tent set up in the backyard, and during breakfast, I was staring idly into it. He asked me, "Are you staring in tent ly?"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AvengedTurtleFold
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 28 2015
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[Help] Looking for some good clean name puns!

I have a few examples of what I'm looking for. I like them, but I'm sure the power of Reddit can come up with some that are even better!

  • William (Bill) Ding

  • James (Jim) Nastics

  • Bart Ender

  • Ted Manwalkin

  • Gustavo (Gus) Undheit

As you can see, they don't even have to be straight up puns when said normally, but their common nicknames lend themselves into it. Anyone have any more good ones? Bad ones are appreciated too, lets all have a laugh!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MoreThanFamousEnough
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 23 2016
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Which vegetable is the life of the party?

Gus, but he's best known as, the fun-gus.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tinyroundballs
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01 2019
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What do you call a happy mushroom?

Fun-Gus

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/usuallywearshorts
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 10 2017
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A Grasshopper goes into a bar

He orders a beer. The bartender says "hey, we have a drink named after you!"

The grasshopper says "you have a drink named Gus?"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SyrupySex
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 09 2018
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Thanks to the following individuals for helping persuade me to become vegan ... (xpost /r/vegetarian)

Thanks to the following individuals for helping persuade me to become vegan:

Ron Acerous, Sal Amander, Herb Avore, Chic Adee, Al Bacore, Paul R Baer, Al Batros, Wally Bee, Lady Bugg, Jay Byrd, Ann Chovie, Anna Condra, Barry Cuda, Terry Dactyl, Ray N Deer, Flo N Der , Erma Dillo, Ann Enome, Terry Err, Liz Erd, Ann Fibian, Dale Finn, Redd Fox, Buddy Fly, Ken Garoo, Allie Gator, Billy Goat, Pan Guin, Ann Gus, Hal Ibut, Bob Katz, Tom Katz, Anne Kelosaurous, Don Key, Ann T. Lope, Moe Lusk, C. Lyon, Chip Monk, Flo Mingo, Sal Mon, Anna Mull, Barr Nicole, Kay Nine, Kyle Otee, Al Paca, Lia Pard, Millie Pede, Ellie Phant, Arthur Podd, Jack Rabbit, Gerry Raffe, Ty Ranaceourous, Mack Rell, Wally Rus, Jack Russel, Fez Sant, Dina Sauer, Drew Sophila, Chris Station, Hal Steen, Clyde Sudale, Ann Teeter, Pan Ther, Earl Thurfworm, Tara Ann Tula, Bea Tule, Ray Venn, Bea Ver, and Beau Vine.

I couldn't have done it without your support !!!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheStupidVegNoob
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 28 2016
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I'm giving away a brand new television. Problem is, volume is all the way up and can't be changed.

"Can't turn that down."

(Stolen from Gus Johnson: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-w0h3g07aE )

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shay9999
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 02 2016
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I want to grab just one asparagus...

Why not grab a PAIR-a-gus?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/IcedBanana
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 27 2015
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Got Dadjoked by my mom this morning (BREAKING BAD SEASON 4 SPOILERS).

I finished Season 4 of Breaking Bad last night and I texted my mom (who's seen the whole show) telling her about what I thought of it.

I said, "Yeah, Gus's death was pretty much the most disturbing thing I've ever seen on TV (alongside a certain Game of Thrones scene, but she doesn't watch that...)."

She replied, "Yeah, that whole finale was pretty mind-blowing."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mr_Wolfdog
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 28 2014
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I saw an advertisement that read: β€œTelevision for sale, $1, volume stuck on full.”

I thought to myself, β€œI can’t turn that down!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 04 2017
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Someone offered me a TV for $1, because the volume was stuck at the max.

I couldn't turn it down.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SoWS98
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 24 2016
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Saw an ad that said "Radio for sale, $1. Volume knob stuck on full"

I thought, "I can't turn that down "

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ZappBrannigansLaw
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