but selling food and small household items is grocer.
But people who sell produce are grocer
I said, "That's just what happens when you become a dad... all of these paternal in stinks just start coming out!"
The person who runs a supermarket is grocer.
My dad: there's no need to insult my income like that.
...that in-prison mint isn't as bad as I expected!
They put me in room 144
I said It'Snot.
One’s a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
I pissed myself laughing
But I told her that people who sell fruit and vegetables are grocer
We sorted sorta sordid sodas.
In our defence, a person who sells vegetables is grocer.
I'm calling it Chuckl E. Cheeses
But those who sell you fruits and vegetables are grocer
144 female sheep.
^^^^^^^^^144
Because it’s der Tee.
St.ew
Wife: My boobs hurt, I think I'm about to start my period.
Me: I'm sorry, that's shitty.
Wife: Not shitty, just bloody.
long sigh
My mom's been in the hospital having a difficult recovery from surgery, and she's spent the last few weeks attached to various contraptions to drain the wound site. Dad sent an update today: "Mom's been released. No wound vac, no drains of any kind. Just an island dressing. 😃"
"Yay", I said. "That's 999 islands less than most people get!"
My dad stuffed a tissue up his nostril and dug around for a second. He pulled it out, looked at it, and declared to me "I thought it was a booger, but it's snot."
Mom: "Oh gross! You better not put that on facebook"
Dad: "Of course he's not going to do that, its facebook, not throatbook".
Dad lets out a huge burp
Me: "Dad, gross."
Dad: "Why fart and waste it, when you can burp and taste it?"
Me: ...
Wife: Can you pass me a napkin?
Me: Sure, but I'll have to eat it first.
Groan.
But people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.
dad: people who sell fruits/vegetables are grocer
People who sell veg are grocer.
Dad: People who sell Fruits and Vegetables are Grocer
People who sell fruit and vegetables are grocer.
He said it's not.
