I asked my wife if she wanted lozenges in her granola

She looked at me kind of grossed out and I told her: everyone loves Halls and Oats

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nerd_of_gods
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2016
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My daughter made me a waffle out of Play Doh

I put a bit in my mouth and she though it was super gross. I said "I love the taste of clay" and she retorts back "dad, it's not clay, it's Play Doh". I turned to my wife, who was already shaking her head and said "that's mere child's clay".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sethdare
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2016
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