Grim Puns

A list of puns related to "Grim"

I am going to open a paint studio with the Grim Reaper.

I am going to call it Brush With Death

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👤︎ u/flylink63
📅︎ Oct 04 2020
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What’s the name of the Grim Reapers hair salon?

Curl up and dye

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👤︎ u/thelifesponge
📅︎ Oct 23 2020
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What did the grim reaper say when the waiter asked what he wanted to eat?

A slice of life!

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👤︎ u/1Spork2SporkRedSpork
📅︎ Jan 20 2020
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The Grim Reaper appeared in beside me when I was chopping up some carrots in my kitchen.

He took his scythe and started chopping the carrots with me. Very scary when you are dicing with death.

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👤︎ u/AustralianGroan
📅︎ Mar 23 2020
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Why does the Grim Reaper go on so many dates?

He’s deathperate

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👤︎ u/logoman4
📅︎ Apr 18 2020
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Grim Creeper
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👤︎ u/ImTheAlligator
📅︎ Nov 01 2019
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So I hear the Grim Reaper is going into Standup Comedy

Apparently he kills.

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👤︎ u/MageKorith
📅︎ Feb 05 2020
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Where will you always be safe from the grim reaper?

The living room

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose
📅︎ Nov 04 2019
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Why did the grim reaper have an eyeball phobia?

Because they dilate.

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👤︎ u/Theboopaloop
📅︎ Oct 18 2019
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I tried to bargain with the grim reaper but he couldn't hear me

Apparently he's death

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👤︎ u/Alt_Alpha9
📅︎ Aug 23 2019
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I had a dream last night I was cutting carrots with the grim reaper...

I was dicing with death 💀

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👤︎ u/CPike90
📅︎ Apr 18 2019
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The Grim Reaper went to collect a soul. Upon arriving he says to the unfortunate man: "Your time has come, prepare to leave the land of the living and follow me to the gates of heaven. Now come and don't hesitate, for I am unforgiving. Or else you will wander in the shadow realm for eternity!

Hi unforgiving, I'm dad"

"Yes you are"

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👤︎ u/Sint__Maarten
📅︎ Jan 07 2019
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A Trick or Treater dressed like the Grim Reaper knocked on my door...

I asked him "Who are you meant to be?"

He said "I'm a little Death"

So I shouted "WHO ARE YOU MEANT TO BE?"

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👤︎ u/SplendidPenguin
📅︎ Nov 06 2018
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Why does the Grim Reaper ignore the screaming of his victims?

He's Death

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👤︎ u/faetterjens
📅︎ Oct 22 2018
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What do you call it when the Grim Reaper cleans his teeth?

A brush with death

(As told to my son and I by my husband this morning)

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👤︎ u/annabat22
📅︎ Oct 04 2018
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What do you call the Grim Reaper's Father's favorite evil chair?

Death's Pa's Seat O' Doom

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👤︎ u/CrazyCoolCelt
📅︎ Aug 22 2018
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What is the Grim Reaper's favorite band?

Sickleback

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👤︎ u/jdauriemma
📅︎ Feb 17 2018
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In the grim darkness of the far future, there are only dad jokes.

What is yellow, sour and fights for the Emperor?

A Lemon Russ!

What body of water has the taint of chaos?

The Hera-sea!

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👤︎ u/Rossum81
📅︎ Oct 15 2017
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What is the Grim Reaper's favourite soft drink?

Die-t Coke

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👤︎ u/YourOneTruePleb
📅︎ Feb 02 2017
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Why did the Grim Reaper go to the shoe repair shop? (X-Jokes)

To get some soles!

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👤︎ u/ZedSC
📅︎ Jul 31 2013
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First one he's cracked in years! "The grim reaper came for me last night...

I fought him off with a vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death."

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👤︎ u/damnthewerehog
📅︎ Sep 22 2013
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The grim reaper came for me last night But I fought him off with the vacuum cleaner

Talk about Dyson with death

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👤︎ u/another_usernamee
📅︎ Nov 10 2013
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