Gravedigger Puns

A list of puns related to "Gravedigger"

Why do gravediggers make really good detectives?

Because they do nothing but dig up plots and they know where all the bodies are buried.

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👤︎ u/Newt24
📅︎ Aug 30 2018
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What's a gravedigger's favorite element?

barium

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👤︎ u/RonPalancik
📅︎ Oct 07 2017
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A gravedigger exhumed Beethoven's casket.

He opened the lid and there was Ludwig... maddenly erasing sheets of his greatest works. "Just as I thought!" said the gravedigger. "He's decomposing!"

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👤︎ u/Melspop
📅︎ Jun 27 2018
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A gravedigger dug up the wrong grave and got arrested.

Looks like he made a grave mistake.

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👤︎ u/StephanSol
📅︎ May 02 2017
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My Dad, the gravedigger

https://imgur.com/ZVAb6aQ?r

He doesn't get out much

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👤︎ u/TeamPancakes69
📅︎ Mar 07 2016
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I'm a dad, here's my joke: What element is a gravedigger's favorite?

Barium.

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👤︎ u/futurestorms
📅︎ Sep 28 2013
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Breaking Madden Dad Joke

Question: What was the worst shift you've ever worked?

Answer: @jon_bois Was a gravedigger for a summer - every shift was the worst. Finished a shift once and realized I left my soda cup in a grave.

Response: This is accidental genius. You could have skated by on sympathy for such a long time. "Cut me a break, okay? I BURIED MY POP LAST WEEKEND."

H/T http://www.sbnation.com/2014/10/21/7028991/breaking-madden-roster-cuts-week-8-a-big-gulp-full-o-poop

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👤︎ u/lpshred
📅︎ Oct 22 2014
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