What does Goldie Hawn call her husband when he’s being rudely brief?
Curt Russel
Goldilocks, running from the 3 bears, finds herself in a dead end with nothing but a bag of ice. Papa bear is Drunk and scary. What happens next?
A Goldy-smack with a cold sack in a cul de sac, which is more than a bear with beer could bare.
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws, at the end of its paws, The other has a pause... at the end of its clause!
How do you know something is a dad joke?
It will be apparent.
