Gold coin Puns

A list of puns related to "Gold coin"

I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins.

I was about to run inside and tell my wife about it, and then I remembered why I was digging in our garden

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Feb 27 2020
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I lost a gold coin in Skyrim, so I went to see a doctor.

He said I had a deviated Septim.

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👤︎ u/Adog311
📅︎ Jun 11 2017
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2 priests walk into a vampire

One says "Quick show him your cross"

The other priest crosses his arms and says "I'm so disappointed in you"

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👤︎ u/Theoriginalclarky
📅︎ Sep 05 2020
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This is old but gold...

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👤︎ u/Onegodoneloveoneway
📅︎ May 03 2017
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I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins and was about to run straight home to tell my wife

Then I remembered why I was digging the hole in the first place.

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👤︎ u/uglyric
📅︎ Aug 20 2019
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