26 Hilarious Get Right Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Get your physics right

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👤︎ u/kanamuna24

📅︎ Oct 31 2020

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Let's get this game kracken and dive right in this game :D

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👤︎ u/boycatlover

📅︎ Nov 02 2020

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Help! I started arranging them by artist but that wasn’t right. Then by title, but that wasn’t right either. Nor by colour. Nor alphabetically by first track title. Finally, I arranged them by number of tracks, but I just couldn’t get them in the right order. So I got rid of them all. Do I have 0CD?

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👤︎ u/jjoojjoojj

📅︎ Jul 12 2020

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[Request] Right now we're all drinking Quarantinis. What will we drink when we get back together?

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👤︎ u/jacopo_tarantino

📅︎ May 22 2020

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Every country will eventually get coronavirus, but china got it right off the bat

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👤︎ u/NaziMen

📅︎ Apr 05 2020

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I feel sorry for New Yorkers right now because of the high number of Corona infected people. Hopefully they're the last to get it. Unfortunate for China though

They got it right off the bat

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👤︎ u/m3m3sRc00l420

📅︎ Apr 29 2020

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Get it right

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👤︎ u/Jrum7000

📅︎ Jun 25 2019

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I never get cow tipping right

Is it 15%? 20%? I can never remember, I'm a terrible cow tipper

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👤︎ u/toolaroola12

📅︎ Feb 13 2020

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Not sure if this fits here, is funny or has the sciencing right, but here goes... What do you get if you combine Uranium-235 and potatoes?

Fission chips.

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👤︎ u/fionfeegle

📅︎ Sep 19 2019

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I tried telling a llama joke once, but couldn't get it quite right..

Alpaca my bags.

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👤︎ u/filthtroll

📅︎ Nov 01 2019

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Only had Juan chance to get this right.

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👤︎ u/DawnOfArkham

📅︎ Apr 26 2019

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My wife said if I don't get off the computer right now she'll whack me with the keyboard, but

Huur byyym bou by z gfb bfeey jnndtrgg husk hnfddn juyhnb fdsasq wghhng gun the bf JFG..

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👤︎ u/Jan_Tik

📅︎ Jun 12 2019

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[OC] At what time of day can a photographer get the perfect picture? When can they get just the right angle?

Either 3:00 or 9:00

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👤︎ u/Kierkegaard_Soren

📅︎ Jul 31 2019

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this is from a friend of mine and guess I’m a little slow....didn’t get this one right away.

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👤︎ u/lmjueju

📅︎ Dec 15 2018

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Can't get this right, help!!

Need some pun help

Girl is a nurse who wants to try 27 spicy food places before you die. Not Tinder

My best so far:

You pepper believe that eating at all those places will turn you from nurse to fulltime patient. You don't even get atrophy when you're through

It's ehhhhh And seems insulting.

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👤︎ u/MetalTango

📅︎ May 05 2019

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I'm glad I was able to get my Avengers tickets right when they went on sale this morning.

Half the seats have already been snapped up.

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👤︎ u/CheeseheadDave

📅︎ Apr 02 2019

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What does a professional farmer use to get the angles of his field just right?

A pro-tractor !!

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👤︎ u/ashlenick

📅︎ Nov 09 2018

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"I'm going to the store to get some cigarettes, I'll be right back"

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👤︎ u/MysteriousOpening

📅︎ Aug 10 2018

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I didn't see the movie...did I get it right? imgur.com/kX0j5oo

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👤︎ u/LagFoLyfe

📅︎ Jul 17 2016

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Pizza jokes are really hard to get right....

....it's all in the delivery.

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👤︎ u/SoDakZak

📅︎ Sep 15 2017

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If you get into a car accident at Machu Picchu, call your insurer right away

It's, uh, Peru dent

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👤︎ u/PaxPaw

📅︎ Jan 28 2018

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Why couldn't the melons get married right away?

Because they can't elope.

Why did they want to get married?

Because that honey was dew!

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👤︎ u/thecoffeeroaster

📅︎ Mar 02 2017

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You get it, right? Please laugh!

STRING CHEESE!

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👤︎ u/twent4

📅︎ Nov 13 2015

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I waited hours today in the hopes that this joke would get set up right, and it did!

Yesterday, we had a birthday for my daughter. Her cupcakes had her nickname (Mae, like mine) on three, a letter per cupcake. She ate the A.

Around 10ish this morning I realized only M and E were left. So I knew exactly what I wanted to do..

When my son came home from school, he asked what after school snack was.

Me "I was gonna say cupcakes, but they have my name on them"
Him "...M and E?"
Me "uh, yeah. That's ME."

The cupcakes, I even took a picture when I realized what they said. Top two had candles in them, they are not inverted boobs

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👤︎ u/MaeBeWeird

📅︎ Sep 29 2015

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When the person who invented the drawing board couldn't quite get it right, what did he keep going back to?

Basics.

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👤︎ u/carcrusher

📅︎ Oct 21 2015

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Overheard a "dad joke" at a restaurant... wife gets up, presumably to go the washroom, and says.. "I will be right back." Husband replies, "thanks for the warning".

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👤︎ u/heavym

📅︎ Apr 27 2014

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