Get your physics right
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kanamuna24
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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A fish steps outside her house and get hers fins and gills blown out of order by the weather, so she goes back in for a jacket. Her husband asks, β€œWhat’s it like Outside Right Now?” She replies,

β€œCurrently”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/axolitl-nicerpls
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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I was trying to form a Fleetwood Mac cover band, but couldn't get the vocalist just right...

I had to Nicks that idea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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Let's get this game kracken and dive right in this game :D
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πŸ‘€︎ u/boycatlover
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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[Request] Right now we're all drinking Quarantinis. What will we drink when we get back together?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jacopo_tarantino
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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Every country will eventually get coronavirus, but china got it right off the bat
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NaziMen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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Get it right
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jrum7000
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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I feel sorry for New Yorkers right now because of the high number of Corona infected people. Hopefully they're the last to get it. Unfortunate for China though

They got it right off the bat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/m3m3sRc00l420
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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I never get cow tipping right

Is it 15%? 20%? I can never remember, I'm a terrible cow tipper

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πŸ‘€︎ u/toolaroola12
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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Not sure if this fits here, is funny or has the sciencing right, but here goes... What do you get if you combine Uranium-235 and potatoes?

Fission chips.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fionfeegle
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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Only had Juan chance to get this right.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DawnOfArkham
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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My wife said if I don't get off the computer right now she'll whack me with the keyboard, but

Huur byyym bou by z gfb bfeey jnndtrgg husk hnfddn juyhnb fdsasq wghhng gun the bf JFG..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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this is from a friend of mine and guess I’m a little slow....didn’t get this one right away.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lmjueju
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2018
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[OC] At what time of day can a photographer get the perfect picture? When can they get just the right angle?

Either 3:00 or 9:00

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kierkegaard_Soren
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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Can't get this right, help!!

Need some pun help

Girl is a nurse who wants to try 27 spicy food places before you die. Not Tinder

My best so far:

You pepper believe that eating at all those places will turn you from nurse to fulltime patient. You don't even get atrophy when you're through

It's ehhhhh And seems insulting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MetalTango
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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I'm glad I was able to get my Avengers tickets right when they went on sale this morning.

Half the seats have already been snapped up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CheeseheadDave
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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I didn't see the movie...did I get it right? imgur.com/kX0j5oo
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LagFoLyfe
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2016
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"I'm going to the store to get some cigarettes, I'll be right back"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MysteriousOpening
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2018
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What does a professional farmer use to get the angles of his field just right?

A pro-tractor !!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ashlenick
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2018
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Pizza jokes are really hard to get right....

....it's all in the delivery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoDakZak
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2017
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If you get into a car accident at Machu Picchu, call your insurer right away

It's, uh, Peru dent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaxPaw
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2018
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Why couldn't the melons get married right away?

Because they can't elope.

Why did they want to get married?

Because that honey was dew!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thecoffeeroaster
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2017
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You get it, right? Please laugh!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/twent4
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2015
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I waited hours today in the hopes that this joke would get set up right, and it did!

Yesterday, we had a birthday for my daughter. Her cupcakes had her nickname (Mae, like mine) on three, a letter per cupcake. She ate the A.

Around 10ish this morning I realized only M and E were left. So I knew exactly what I wanted to do..

When my son came home from school, he asked what after school snack was.

Me "I was gonna say cupcakes, but they have my name on them"
Him "...M and E?"
Me "uh, yeah. That's ME."

The cupcakes, I even took a picture when I realized what they said. Top two had candles in them, they are not inverted boobs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaeBeWeird
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2015
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When the person who invented the drawing board couldn't quite get it right, what did he keep going back to?

Basics.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/carcrusher
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2015
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Overheard a "dad joke" at a restaurant... wife gets up, presumably to go the washroom, and says.. "I will be right back." Husband replies, "thanks for the warning".
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πŸ‘€︎ u/heavym
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2014
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