I shouted at my son, "Itβs a shame nothing is built in the U.S. anymore! The T.V. we just bought says, βBuilt in Antennaβ and to be perfectly honest..."
"I donβt even know where that is!"
I was throwing a U shaped stick around and I was wondering why it wasn't going very far.
Then it hit me.
A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?
Because they're all not 'C's.
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z
Happy No L!
This is a repost because I couldnβt crosspost. The original poster was u/Teambrokeoff
Why couldn't picabo street work as a receptionist in the I.C.U.?
She would say "picabo I.C.U."
It's a note worthy one, don't u think?
Man UFO Israel you can see they are caught on tape. (Caught on tape is taken from a post from this r/ but I don't remember u/ name from 2018)
Can I play World War Z without having played World War A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X and Y before? /r/ShouldIbuythisgame/comβ¦
I don't c the point in alaphabet jokes but, a I guess u got to give m a chance
this joke is so bad that it deserves an f
I was in my kitchen and my cousin went next to me as I was looking at the brownies, placed a fork and said fork u. + to add on to this as I was trying to take this photo the brightness wasnβt working properly so my dadβs girlfriend goes βguess you could say itβs forkedβ
My friend 3D printed the letters S A T U R D A Y and S U N D A Y, and then threw those at me with maximum force.
I couldn't get up. I was completely weekend by it.
What do u call it when a South African director canβt decide between two actors for a role?
A part tied
Did you know the U.A.E donβt have access to the flinstones?
But the Abu-Dhabi-Do!
Girl: How many letters are in the alphabet? Boy: 26. Girl: I thought there was 21? Boy: No? Girl: βOh, I must have forgotten the letters U R A Q Tβ.
My boss's dad used to carry a coin with T-U-I-T around the outer edge.
When ever he asked someone when they were going to get something done and they replied with "When I get around to it."
He would hand them the coin.
A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
