Diarrhea is genetic
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CDC declares Diarrhea to be a genetic disease
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︎ Oct 28 2020
Gregor Mendel was an outspoken genetics genius
And still giving us a peas of his mind
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︎ Nov 21 2020
I heard that scientist are trying to genetically engineer a pig to have wings.
It seems far fetched to me. I'll believe it when pigs fly
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︎ Aug 07 2020
Did you hear that they genetically engineered a milk cow to have no teats?
It was udderly pointless.
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︎ Jul 29 2020
What does a dog receive after he finishes his PHD in genetics?
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︎ Jun 18 2020
I finally managed to genetically combine the number 6 with the letter S.
My experiment was a complete six-s!
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︎ Mar 03 2020
A mad scientist genetically engineered a giant fly.
One day his assistant saw the mad scientist on top of the fly, sketching out some new ideas
Assistant: what on earth are you doing?
mad scientist looks up from his work.
Mad scientist: I like creating stuff on the fly.
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︎ Feb 29 2020
What do you call a genetically engineered cow?
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︎ Aug 23 2019
What do you get when you cross a cliffhanger with the genetic profile of someone with dyslexia?
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︎ Jan 24 2020
They should make potato chips out of genetically engineered potatoes.
They could call them CRISPRs
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︎ Nov 13 2019
I threw a party when I got a job in genetics and of course, served a chewy fruit dish with a charcoal flavor...
The guests seemed to like my carbon dates.
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︎ Aug 26 2019
I found out that missing eyebrows is an odd genetic trait in our family.
Dad didn't look surprised when I told him.
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︎ Jan 25 2019
Most people donβt understand how important genetics plays into our childrenβs development.
And thatβs why children will always pay for the βshins of their father.β
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︎ Sep 01 2019
My friend told me that heβs afraid of eating genetically modified fruit.
I said, βGrow a pear.β
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︎ Mar 29 2019
Me to my wife taking about our soon to be first child's genetic traits:
I don't understand how genes work...only shorts.
She didn't laugh
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︎ Mar 03 2019
I had a joke about genetics but I forgot it. I think I get it from my mom
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︎ Feb 15 2019
I told the Doctor "I think I have genetic diarrhea..."
He said "There's no such thing as genetic diarrhea..."
"But it's in my jeans!"
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︎ Jan 23 2018
Genetic Engineering...
Did you see the headline that Genetic Engineers are experimenting with odd combinations of animals in order to come up with new species? This article was talking about people trying to combine a bull with a possum.
While the scientific community is responding with skepticism, I think it's a possum-bull.
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︎ Nov 06 2018
What is the genetics of hair color?
It's inhairited from your parents.
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︎ Feb 12 2017
What do you call someone who clones trains?
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︎ Aug 09 2020
They were in the same damn box!
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︎ Aug 11 2020
Human genetics means two Wongs don't make a white.
Or else something seriously suspicious happened in the delivery room.
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︎ Sep 12 2018
My doctor said my constant diarrhea was a problem caused by genetics.
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︎ Aug 14 2018
I threw my genetic copy off a cliff because he was always swearing.
I got done up for making an obscene clone fall.
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︎ Jun 21 2018
People ask why I make dad jokes despite not having any kids of my own.
The truth is, it's genetic. I actually come from a long line of dads spanning many generations.
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︎ Jul 10 2020
My dad has a rare genetic disorder that he passed down to me.
He poops his pants every hour on the hour. Needles to say I have really shitty genes
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︎ Mar 31 2017
Researchers have just found out that diarrhea is influenced by genetics
Citing the evidence that it runs in your jeans.
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︎ Jul 20 2013
My twin brother called me from prison.
He said: "You know how we finish each other's sentences?"
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︎ Sep 21 2019
We should genetically engineer a long fruit with blue stars and red/white stripes on it.
It should be called "The Star-Spangled Bananer!"
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︎ Aug 24 2016
My kid asked me, βDad, what are condoms used for?β
I said, βUsually to avoid answering questions like these.β
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︎ Mar 02 2019
I've been trying to genetically engineer a much tastier fish
I just want to make the world a better plaice
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︎ Apr 18 2017
My wife's due in April, we had an appointment with a genetic counselor
Our appointment was at 3, but she was running late. We had waited almost a half hour when she greeted us.
She said "I'm sorry, something unexpected came up."
To which I replied "Was it a pregnancy?"
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︎ Nov 04 2016
Diarrhea is genetic
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︎ Nov 09 2020
Diarrhea is genetic
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︎ Sep 30 2020
Did you know that diarrhea is genetic?
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︎ Apr 18 2020
Diarrhea is genetic...
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︎ Sep 24 2019
Did you know that diarrhea is genetic?
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︎ Apr 20 2019
Diarrhea is genetic.
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︎ Oct 12 2018
TIL diarrhea is genetic
Turns out in runs in your jeans
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︎ Jan 19 2019
Did you know diarrhea is genetic?
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︎ May 17 2018
TIL that diarrhea is actually genetic!
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︎ Mar 16 2018
Did you know diarrhea is genetic
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︎ Apr 25 2017
I have a genetic disposition for diarrhea.
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