Geist Puns

A list of puns related to "Geist"

What do you call a ghost chicken?

A poultry-geist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CMoy1980
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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What do you call something that haunts an igloo?

A polar-geist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Drabbbby
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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What do you call a ghost chicken?

A poultry Geist!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PFflymolo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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What do you call the spirit of a dead hen haunting a farm?

A poultry-geist.

Courtesy of my father while eating rotisserie chicken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/valmian
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2018
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I was awoken last night by a strange, "cluck cluck cluck" sound and feathers falling on my face...

Must have been a poultry-geist...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2017
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Why did the ghost cross the road?

It was a poultry geist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hi_HungryImDad
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2018
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What do you call a turkey sausage rolling around in a pan?

A poultry-geist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NyanMudkip
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2016
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Thought This Up a Couple Nights Ago

Just sitting around watching tv, and put this one together on a commercial break.

> Q: What do you call the angry ghost of a turkey? > >A: A poultry-geist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/archaic_entity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2015
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What kind of ghost haunts a hen house?

A poultry-geist.

This actually came from an NPC in WoW today...I groaned. He must have been a dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Azsunyx
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2013
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What do you call a chickens ghost

A poultry-geist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saberking007
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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What do you call the apparition of a chicken?

A poultry-geist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spendthelove
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2018
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