Galle Puns

Guess it's gonna have to face the gallitone :( And de liver will have to deliver its functions. Also, I can now count this the longest relationship I've ever been in with a gallfriend.

all throughout the night, Mayo neighs :(

I never knew my real ladder.

So driving home last night, as we pass the Interstate exit for Gallman, MS, my 16 year old daughter remarks "Wow, they sure do have some gall, man."

I have never been more proud.

My dad and I went galling this morming, and a flock of birds was sitting on the fairway of the third hole as we got to the tee box. I asked him how many strokes we would get off our score if we hit a bird.

As he stepped up to address the ball, he said calmly "It's an automatic birdie."

Now that takes gall.

My editor in chief told me he couldn't go out to a concert the night before because his nephew had to have emergency gall bladder surgery.

My response: "Wow, the gall of him!"

His response: "Well, at least he had it removed now before it got any bladder."