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I was wondering if anyone here could perhaps give me a little assistance.
My grandfather wanted this vase to go to his first born grandchild, which happens to be me. I know the back story on the vase, and would be willing to share if anyone was interested, but I was curious if anyone might be able to give some basic info to me.
I am going to have it officially appraised for insurance purposes, but does anyone have an idea on a value for this piece? Some of my research has shown me that lots of times the lip at the top is either chipped or ground down, neither of which is the case here.
Does it cost anything to have an appraisal for insurance purposes? I live in western North Carolina if anyone knows of an appraiser who can provide insurance documentation within a couple hours drive. It currently looks like I'm heading to Kingsport TN sometime in the next few weeks which is about 2 hours and 15 minutes from where I am.
Either way, thanks for looking, and I appreciate any info provided!
Do your worst!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies ๐
It really does, I swear!
Theyโre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
Buenosdillas
Itโs pronounced โNoel.โ
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Why
Nothing, it just waved
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! ๐ Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
โBOOMโ?!
"That's what they're fighting about."
free
Because his Visa didnโt work.
Because the audience only responds in a low ha
I was wondering if anyone here could perhaps give me a little assistance. I posted it in /r/Antiques before I found /r/whatsthisworth.
My grandfather wanted this vase to go to his first born grandchild, which happens to be me. I know the back story on the vase, and would be willing to share if anyone was interested, but I was curious if anyone might be able to give some basic info to me.
I am going to have it officially appraised for insurance purposes, but does anyone have an idea on a value for this piece? Some of my research has shown me that lots of times the lip at the top is either chipped or ground down, neither of which is the case here.
Does it cost anything to have an appraisal for insurance purposes? I live in western North Carolina if anyone knows of an appraiser who can provide insurance documentation within a couple hours drive. It currently looks like I'm heading to Kingsport TN sometime in the next few weeks which is about 2 hours and 15 minutes from where I am.
Either way, thanks for looking, and I appreciate any info provided!
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