My 8 year old sons joke today. What’s a girls favorite unit of measurement?

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Got dadjoked by a watch repairman

I went in to get a new battery for my watch and while he was working we were making smalltalk. I mentioned that I just got back from doing study abroad in Ireland, and he asked:

"Which one?"

Took me a second.

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