Fro Puns

A sea captain hunted for his white whale for decades. When he finally came upon it, a storm roared to life and began to toss his ship to and fro. A cannon came loose and crushed his leg.

He got the whale, and left behind a legacy.

((Work in progress. Just came to me during a conversation over a game of cards. Feedback welcome.))

It will be called FroYo Information.

How still do you have to be to reach a Zen state of mind?'

Fro-Zen Still

He says to the clerk, "I want to get a repeater. How much for one?" The clerk responds, "How much for one?"

u/FroYo10101

Introducing uncle jokes! Anything about an uncle, having a joke.

For example, capitilization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

This is not official but i wanted to see what r/dadjokes would make of it, if you have any uncle jokes, please comment them and maybe post them on this sub.

Edit: just realized theres a real sub fro this but this is r/dadjokes version of it i guess.

A Fro

They're calling it 'FroZen.

Fro-zen!

A lion was chasing a rabbit suddenly out of nowhere a fairy appeared and told them that if they quit fighting she'd grant 3 wishes to both of them They both agreed First it was the Lion's turn Lion- convert all the lions of the jungle into lionesses GRANTED Bunny- teach me the art of driving cars GRANTED Lion- convert all the lions of the neighboring jungles into lionesses GRANTED Bunny- Get me the fastest car GRANTED Lion(3RD WISH) convert all other lions in the world into lionesses GRANTED Bunny starts his car and shouts froM THE WINDOW Make THIS LION GAY!

I feel FroZen

So a few of my friends and I were exploring a new city and decided to get some frozen yogurt. As we're sitting outside the shop eating our FroYo, a lady comes up and asks,

"how is the frozen yogurt here?"

My friends reply with, "it's good, not great though."

So I responded with, "yeah, it's just mediYogurt."