"Hey dad, I'm trans"

"I have no son"

"Thanks for supporting me"

I'm sure this has been done but it got a chuckle out of me

Edit wow, I wasn't expecting an award. Thank you kind stranger!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Niskara
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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Why do trans girls float on water?

Cuz they are boyn't

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PreeIsAlive
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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What did the trans man say after his masectomy?

β€œI’m glad that I got that off my chest.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tranz-geek
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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What did the father say to his trans girl child?

"You're no son of mine"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DottComm2863
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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What will happen if your kid comes out as a trans?

You become transparent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awkward_guy92
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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A pre-surgical trans man goes to the doctor

Doc: β€œHave you had any surgeries?”

F2M: β€œYes. I had appendicitis.”

Doc: β€œAh. Appendectomy. How can I help you today?”

F2M: β€œAddadicktome.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shaqdeezl
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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Any engineers here? My trans sister is one.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mak_101
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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My dad came out as trans so we accepted him as a man, my mom came out as trans so we accepted her as a woman.

It was honestly a surprise but at least they were both Trans-Parent about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elemental55555
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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Trans X Men, call it "Ex-Men"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Killer0nTheRoad
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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Why does the trans person get free postage?

They identify as mail

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πŸ‘€︎ u/papserk
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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I can't see trans people having children.

They would be trans parent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/defa90
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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I feel bad for kids with trans parents

They can't see them

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2020
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What does a trans woman call her biology female sibling?

Her Cister.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wishiwasntasub
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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Why can’t trans women go diving

Because they’re boyn’t

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bf213741
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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What do you call it when trans people loan eachother money?

...a transaction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seadoggo_29
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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A method of trans-portation
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Benneb10
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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Trans- punny
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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonlanderson
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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Gender reassignment surgeons should be called trans formers
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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What do you call an older trans-person?

A trans-later

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shotaro-Hidari
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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Haha trans
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πŸ‘€︎ u/iron-waffle-
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2018
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What did Iron Man change his name to when he became trans?

FeMale

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MRSMORTGUY
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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Have you heard the difference between an electric tran and a brthday?

Neither have i.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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Did you hear about the trans lawyer who sent a settlement letter to a dentist?

It was trans-send-dental-mediation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Perrin42
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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What do you call donating to a trans charity?

A trans-action!

If you want to this is a link to a trans health hotline https://www.translifeline.org/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nandoah
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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If I'm trans and I have a kid

No one will be able to see me because I'll be a transparent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ButteryBees
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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Friendly reminder to all the trans folks out there: anything you do may be taxable

It is a transaction, after all.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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My Parents just came out as trans so I took a picture of them and lowered the opacity of it

Now they're transparent trans parents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nilslorand
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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In Canada, we are so progressive and accepting that even our highway is Trans.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/satanicbuttstuff
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2017
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I hardly see my transgender friend anymore since he's had a kid. He's trans-parent.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bystormageddon
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2015
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Why did the trans person deliver all the letters?

Because they were post-man

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jrobbio
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
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This van has had "it" removed, so now it's trans.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nodnodwinkwink
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2018
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My son told me that he is a trans.

I guess that makes me transparent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leemuel01
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2018
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What do you call a trans-sexual person with children?

Transparent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Botvader
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2018
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In 1991 I had a white t-topped '84 Pontiac Trans Am. Guess what I had on the back hatch?

Spoiler Alert.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tysciha
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2017
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Trans-parency imgur.com/FTNQqbZ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Budthestud_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2014
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Have you heard the difference between a choo choo tran and a brthday?

Neither have i.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2018
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If you are the parent of a trans, what are you?

Transparent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snoopy_gauhar
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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