First Window staffer, who takes the payment: "Hi, it's $7.30 (said like 'seven-thirty')
My Father: "No it's not, it's only 1 o' clock"
Q: Name one volume of a backward encyclopedia.
Don't get caught.
Me: Do you have Mac Rib in that special box.
Order Girl: Yes, yes we do.
Me: You should let him out. And I'll take three of them and a large fry.
(I was the only one that laughed, she just read back my total)
She said, "what the heel!"
It was an inn-side joke.
It yakked on his shoes!
It's our hey-ride.
Damn! Wrong sub again!
"Hi! I'd like to place an order to go."
It sounded paneful.
He always responded, ‘Compliments? You look very nice today!’
(Yes probably a repost)
I don't know either, but they sure were going places.
I thought I might have to fight for my life, but fortunately it had to "va-moose".
My dad places our orders, as we're pulling up to the first window and he says, "oh darn, I forgot to tell them it's 'to-go'"
I don't know how because I don't even avocado
You can only ran, because it's past tents
drive-thru employee: "Hello welcome to blah blah what can I get for you?"
me: "uhhh...give me one minute"
drive-thru employee: "got it, one minute...will that be everything?"
"Just the wife"
The daughter had a cat sitting on her lap that looked really peaceful. I enjoy making small talk with customers about their pets, and so, referencing the cat, I ask "is that a he or a she?"
The dad says back to me "That's a she. She's my daughter."
Me: I guess I have to put the 5 under the 20.
Wife: Why?
Me: The sign says no bills over $20.
One was a salted.
We're going through the drive through about 9:45PM and my dad orders a soda, a few other things and goes "and a sausage biscuit" and lets out a little laugh, the lady says "sir, we stop serving breakfast at 1030" "But it's only 9:45?!" and turns to the side cracking up, the lady was not as amused as all of us were
We pull into the drive-thru at McDonalds and my dad noticed all of the "free wifi" signs, so when who pulled up to collect our order he said to the woman working there "I would also like to order one free wifi, to go please". When the drive-thru lady finally got it, she let out a mighty sigh of defeat.
I was working on drive thru when a father and son came through and the total for their order was $21.22. So when I told them, the son said something and the father burst out laughing. The father then said 23, 24. It took me a moment to get it but then we all laughed about it.
Cracks me up every time.
I told her to chai harder.
...In retrospect, I should've realized it when the number didn't ring a Bell.
When I was a kid and my Dad and I would go through the drive thru together the employee would most often say at the conclusion of the order to "Please pull ahead" at which point my Dad would reach over with both hands, cup my ears and pull my head.
I was in the car with with both my parents, turning into Starbucks where we see an ambulance parked with its lights flashing. As we get closer, two paramedics come out of the store with a man on a stretcher. My dad drives up to order from the drive thru and says...
"So I heard you guys have some killer coffee."
So I was in the drive-thru at Taco Bell last night, and the guy asked me if I wanted any sauce with my deliciously awful food, and I told him I wanted mild. I said, "Several, if that's cool." He responded by saying, "Well, it's gonna be mild, not cool." I had to pull into a parking space to give myself a minute to stop laughing.
We were getting some food from Panda Express, and the lady kept getting our orders horribly wrong. After we finally pulled up to the window, my dad turned to me and said:
"Trying to order food from here is PANDA-monium!"
I just facepalmed while he cracked up.
Whenever me and my siblings would go to McDonald's or something with my mom.
"Drive-thru person: Here's your food, do you need anything else?
Mom: No thanks, I think we're fine!
Drive-thru person: Would you like a cupholder?
Mom: No thanks, I brought my brought my own! nods her head in our direction"
Followed by the groans of her 4 embarrassed children in the back seat.
...my dad and I pull up to the first window where a teenage girl was working all alone. We pay for our meal, and proceed to the second window. Just before she hands us our food, my dad says, "Has anyone ever told you that you look exactly like the girl from the first window?"
The look on her face was priceless.
I pulled up and she said, "what can I get you?" And I replied, "I'll just have a moment for now."
Teller: Thank you so much sir, have a wonderful day.
Dad: No thanks, I've got other plans.
So on our way back home from a buisness trip with a coworker I bust this gem out
"I wonder where they store the wind after harvest" -me Coworker silently smiles and shakes head
Right now I am currently employed at Burger King. As of now, my duties are pretty strictly related to me working the drive-thru because my store is under construction. So the customer comes to the window and I say, "Sir, that is going to be 5.42". In which he replied, "Gee, I had no idea it was that late! where has the time gone."
