The most successful business I ever had was selling free-range birds

My merchandise was flying off the shelves!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wondering-knight
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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The Waiter told me "All of our chicken is free-range"

And I replied "He doesn't look very free there on that plate"

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2015
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Why do free-range eggs make better comedians?

They have better yolks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Celtslap
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2017
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I told my bowmen that I would pay anytime they need to get some practice in at the course.

They’re free range archers now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blg111222
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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I saw some Cajun cheddar cheese curds at the grocery store...

but I prefer my Cheddar free range.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BipdiBoop
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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What do you call someone who is scared of walking around?

A free-range chicken

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HEadFidh
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Our neighbors across the street have free-range chickens. This morning, my dad says to me, "I'm really shocked they've never tried to cross the road...."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xosir
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2014
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