A list of puns related to "Free church"
Always proud to be an organ donor.
At risk is cross-contamination.
A Priest notices that one of the Nuns in his church always arrives for prayers wearing raggedy old clothes. He gives her a brand new clean set for free but she still wears the old ones.
"Sister, why do you always wear the same worn, old clothes?" He asks her. "Every night when I get home from church, I hang them up in the same place, then I'm still not properly awake before morning prayer so I always go and put them on. I guess it's an old Habit!"
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