Flying wing Puns

A list of puns related to "Flying wing"

A Kung Fu student asks his teacher, "Master, why does my ability not improve? I'm always defeated." And the master, pensive and forever patient, answers, "My dear pupil, have you seen the gulls flying by the setting sun and their wings seeming like flames?"

"Yes, my master, I have."

"And a waterfall, spilling mightly over the stones without taking anything out of its proper place?"

"Yes, my master, I have witnessed it."

"And the moon, when it touches the calm water to reflect all its enormous beauty?"

"Yes, my master, I have also seen this marvelous phenomenon."

"That is the problem. You keep watching all this shit instead of training."

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ Jan 10 2021
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What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk.

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👤︎ u/brunettemountainlion
📅︎ Mar 13 2021
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What has 2 legs but cannot walk, two wings but cannot fly, 2 eyes but cannot see?

A dead bird.

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👤︎ u/cryptozoophagist
📅︎ May 18 2019
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A century ago, two brothers insisted that it was possible to fly ...

... and as you can see, they were Wright

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👤︎ u/LordCinko
📅︎ Jan 18 2021
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What sea creature can fly without a wing?

A-balloon-e

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👤︎ u/zerio13
📅︎ Apr 24 2020
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Why don't you cut a fly's wings?

Because then it would be a walk.

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👤︎ u/QuagmireBS
📅︎ Dec 31 2019
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I’ve got this awful disease where I can’t stop telling airport jokes

My doctor says it’s terminal

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👤︎ u/schiggy182
📅︎ Sep 04 2020
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Dad: what do you call a fly without wings?

Son: emmm I don't know

Dad: a walk!

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👤︎ u/hood-30535
📅︎ Jun 20 2019
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I was supposed to make a model plane that coyld fly, but it didn't work. So I decided to wing it.
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👤︎ u/NINJAQKk
📅︎ Jan 01 2019
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I'm making a new documentary series on how to fly an aeroplane

We're currently filming the pilot

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Jul 07 2020
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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk (New to the sub, hope this hasn’t been posted before, apologies if it has)
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👤︎ u/Bully90
📅︎ Aug 03 2018
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what do you call a fly with no wings

a walk

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👤︎ u/papilohc
📅︎ Mar 09 2021
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What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk

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👤︎ u/BPR_808
📅︎ Feb 09 2021
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What do you call a fly with no wings

A walk

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👤︎ u/theOtterCoin
📅︎ Feb 03 2021
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What do you call a Fly 🪰 with no wings??

A Walk...🚶‍♂️

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👤︎ u/drewmiester90
📅︎ Feb 15 2021
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What do you call a fly with no wings?

A WALK!

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👤︎ u/EisenhowerPA
📅︎ Feb 17 2021
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What do you call a fly with no wings??

A walk...

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👤︎ u/HazyDayZ420
📅︎ Feb 08 2021
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What do you call a fly that lost it's wings...

A walk.

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👤︎ u/Altair78
📅︎ Jan 11 2021
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What do you call a fly with no Wings?

A walk

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👤︎ u/TeeJeeE
📅︎ Nov 11 2020
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What do you call a fly with no wings?

A Walk

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👤︎ u/TPifer78
📅︎ Dec 15 2020
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What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk.

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👤︎ u/OliPark
📅︎ Oct 08 2020
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What do you call a fly with no wings

A walk

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👤︎ u/57r463rry_M4n
📅︎ Jul 24 2020
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What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk

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👤︎ u/brockycorn
📅︎ Aug 06 2020
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What do you call a fly without any wings?

A walk

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👤︎ u/MuSuCu
📅︎ Feb 01 2020
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What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk.

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👤︎ u/DrKennamer
📅︎ Oct 09 2019
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What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 18 2019
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A fly lost both his wings

Now, he is just a walk.

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👤︎ u/DikdaarZindagi
📅︎ Sep 14 2019
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What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 04 2019
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What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 13 2019
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What do you call a fly with no wings

a walk

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👤︎ u/gnarcan15294
📅︎ May 09 2019
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What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Oct 29 2019
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What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 11 2019
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What do you call a FLY with no wings?

A WALK.

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👤︎ u/Jetty_Boy
📅︎ May 28 2019
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What do you call a fly without wings?

A Walk. 👌

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👤︎ u/OverHappyGoga
📅︎ May 21 2019
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What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk

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👤︎ u/krazikrazi64
📅︎ Jul 08 2019
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What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 12 2019
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What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 06 2019
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What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk.

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👤︎ u/Spotter66
📅︎ Jul 03 2019
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What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk.

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👤︎ u/redwolve378
📅︎ Oct 28 2018
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What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk...

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👤︎ u/oofYEET420
📅︎ Nov 03 2018
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What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk.

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👤︎ u/galenm4
📅︎ May 30 2018
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What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk.

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👤︎ u/PaulyMcwhogivesashit
📅︎ Mar 07 2018
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