My ex-best friend used to be really nice to me, but ever since they found out I have flat feet, they've been mean to me and bullying me over it.

They're my arch-nemesis now.

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👤︎ u/Azarathos
📅︎ Feb 18 2019
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Why do ducks have flat feet?

For stomping out forest fires.

Why do elephants have flat feet?

For stomping out burning ducks.

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👤︎ u/89iroc
📅︎ Apr 23 2019
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My dads first joke to my mom "Why do elephants have flat feet?"

So they can better walk on lily pads!

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📅︎ Aug 05 2013
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How do you kill a BLUE elephant?

Shoot it with a BLUE elephant gun. How do you kill a PINK elephant? . . . . Hold it's nose until it turns blue then shoot it with a BLUE elephant gun.

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👤︎ u/Binksamus
📅︎ Dec 05 2020
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Flat feet

My dad gave me this gem when I was little:

Why do ducks have flat feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

Why do elephants have flat feet?

To stomp out flaming ducks.

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👤︎ u/rmathewes
📅︎ Sep 01 2013
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