A list of puns related to "Flat feet"
They're my arch-nemesis now.
For stomping out forest fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
For stomping out burning ducks.
So they can better walk on lily pads!
Shoot it with a BLUE elephant gun. How do you kill a PINK elephant? . . . . Hold it's nose until it turns blue then shoot it with a BLUE elephant gun.
My dad gave me this gem when I was little:
Why do ducks have flat feet?
To stomp out forest fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stomp out flaming ducks.
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