I was required to add flair to this, True story not a flairy tail
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ethan-555-
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Which US president had the most extravagant flair?

Boroque Obama.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jdudley828
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REQUEST FOR MODERATORS: Topical Flairs For Jokes?

I don't see this happening, but it would be nice if there were topical post flairs we could mark our dad jokes with. For example "movies", "kitchen", "car", "job", "wife", "mother-n-law", etc. I suppose the possibilities are endless, which probably means it won't be happening. But, you'll be cooler than my dad, if you do. :-) There is a lot of comedy gold on here, which would be great to have these to sort by when inspiration fails to strike.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RCRadioCarbon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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This sub needs flairs.

You know, in case we get lost at sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Sven
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2014
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A travel site with a flair for the punny goaway.co.uk/
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πŸ‘€︎ u/notian
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Let's get some dad flair

I'm proud to be a dad, and to be a dad jokester. Let's let the dads be identified as such. Maybe someone can make a socks-with-sandals icon?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/petdance
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My grandad always said: "When one door closes, another one opens"...

...Lovely man, terrible cabinet maker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrGonzoDog
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Reddit founder

Went on a fishing trip and got lost in the sea. Luckily for him he was rescued all because he had a lof flairs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ErikDied
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Just a friendly little reminder

That β€œgrΓ₯trunka” is a Swedish word that means to cry while masterbating

-Now ain’t that a real tear jerker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LoveThyLoki
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You know Mexican jokes and black jokes are all the same,

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lostpopsicles
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Reminder: Please don't include the punchline in the topic.

Howdy punsters!

Please remember when posting to /r/puns that the punchline should be in the post itself, not the topic. Puns should be self-explanatory. If you have to explain it, please do so in the comments. We've had a lot of puns lately, especially images, ruined before clicking on them when the whole thing was spoiled in the topic line.

Up to now, we've been assigning "for shame" flair when this happens, but it's become very common lately. As a result, posts with punchlines in the topic will be removed.

Thanks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Batshit_Betty
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2018
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My son's teacher said I'm educating my son well, and to continue to do what i was doing at home...

Guess I wont stop beating him then...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UltimatePeanut
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2018
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Why was the musician arrested for pedophilia?

Because he like to play in A minor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeathFeind
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The best thing about all the stuff Jesus gave to the poor, is that he gave it all to them for free.

You could say it was Jesus Priced.

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The Shape of Water? What is this world cumming to?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dougrayd
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When I worked for a design agency, I had two adamant higher-ups... (Long Pun)

When I worked for a design agency, I had two adamant higher-ups. There was a brand identity project for a new company, and I was in charge of typography, but those two disagreed with my choice of font.

The first one was this stony-looking Peruvian-American man named Esteban Ferrero, but since that's Spanish for Steven Smith, and our company had a rule that everyone has to call each other using nicknames instead of last names, everyone, including himself, just called him Steve. The second one was a Dutch woman with a sharp glare named Evelien van der Berg. She was famous for giving designers a hard time convincing her that their design choices work better than hers. In accordance with the company rules, we called her Eve.

Anyway, I showed Steve my first draft, and he wasn't convinced that I chose LinoLetter as the main font, and told me that I should use a sans-serif font. But I stood by my position that serifs add legibility to printed and digital material, that it fits the company's identity as an organic store, and that it is hard to stand out with a sans-serif. It took a lot of debate, but in the end, Steve was convinced that LinoLetter was acceptable.

A few days later, I showed Eve a more elaborated version, as for the sizes and styles of the font, and the pairing of LinoLetter with Century as the headline font. She insisted that I should have used a sans-serif font for the headline. I expressed my view that LinoLetter is a font with composed and legible shape, and Century, while it is also legible, has flair at larger sizes. She kept disagreeing with me, saying I should use something bolder and more contrasting, like Tungsten. It felt like hours had passed before the conversation went anywhere, so I had to give up and look for a sans-serif font that goes with LinoLetter.

So it goes to show that the one who gave me a hard time was adamant Eve, not adamant Steve.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefizzynator
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2016
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Invention of jackhammer was groundbreaking....
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