He said, βSorry. There is no Time.β
A physics textbook book walks into a bar and asks for a bottle of whiskey. The bartender looks up and says, βSure pal, it looks like you have a lot of problems.β
Wait, I forgot watt was it.
Good thing I went to the cardiologist before the gym.
Larry replies, βGod and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so Heβs fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When Iβm done, poof! The light goes off.β
βWow, thatβs incredible,β the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls Larryβs wife.
βBonnie,β he says, βLarry is doing fine! But I had to call you because Iβm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night, and poof, the light goes on in the bathroom, and when heβs done, poof, the light goes off?β
βOh sweet Jesusβ, exclaims Bonnie. βHeβs peeing in the refrigerator again!β
Because it's Asin(of ΞΈ)
His brother, Frank, however, created a monster.
Shredded Wheat
A Quest_ion.
Then I can go ahead and be a physician.
This whole time I thought he was just a theoretical physicist...
Because they have mass.
It's all fun and games until someone loses an ideology.
- Pretending to pick fleas out of my kids hair and then eating them.
- Waving back at people who clearly aren't waving at me.
- Intentionally missing a high five.
- Pressing the car horn when I'm in the passenger seat and the teenager is driving slowly past other people.
- Answering "Yes dear" in a falsetto voice when one of the kids yells for mum.
What else have you got?
Which happens to be jack shit.
>!Cause it was a CD place!!<
The family Joules!
The fairy of relativity.
I corrected him by saying that is plenty of money to buy some new tires for your car.
The physical pain on his face was priceless.
And chemistry is full of solutions
Be careful what Jewish for, you just might get hit
Man tells doctor not to be alarmed but he has 5 penises.
Doctor says βwow! How do your pants fit?β
Man: βLike a gloveβ
Then we shook on it.β¬
It really lifted my spirits
They had no chemistry π₯Ί
It was about time.
Ohm my gawd, it's fascinating!
He said "No, fatty, don't eat anything!"
Lettuce consider......
and then it hit me
mcΒ²
He said, βSorry. No Time.β
He said, βSorry. No time.β
