Wait, I forgot watt was it.
Good thing I went to the cardiologist before the gym.
Larry replies, βGod and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so Heβs fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When Iβm done, poof! The light goes off.β
βWow, thatβs incredible,β the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls Larryβs wife.
βBonnie,β he says, βLarry is doing fine! But I had to call you because Iβm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night, and poof, the light goes on in the bathroom, and when heβs done, poof, the light goes off?β
βOh sweet Jesusβ, exclaims Bonnie. βHeβs peeing in the refrigerator again!β
Because it's Asin(of ΞΈ)
His brother, Frank, however, created a monster.
Shredded Wheat
Then I can go ahead and be a physician.
A Quest_ion.
Because they have mass.
It's all fun and games until someone loses an ideology.
- Pretending to pick fleas out of my kids hair and then eating them.
- Waving back at people who clearly aren't waving at me.
- Intentionally missing a high five.
- Pressing the car horn when I'm in the passenger seat and the teenager is driving slowly past other people.
- Answering "Yes dear" in a falsetto voice when one of the kids yells for mum.
What else have you got?
Which happens to be jack shit.
>!Cause it was a CD place!!<
The family Joules!
He said, βSorry. No Time.β
The fairy of relativity.
I corrected him by saying that is plenty of money to buy some new tires for your car.
The physical pain on his face was priceless.
And chemistry is full of solutions
Be careful what Jewish for, you just might get hit
Man tells doctor not to be alarmed but he has 5 penises.
Doctor says βwow! How do your pants fit?β
Man: βLike a gloveβ
It really lifted my spirits
Then we shook on it.β¬
and then it hit me
They had no chemistry
Ohm my gawd, it's fascinating!
It was about time.
He said "No, fatty, don't eat anything!"
Lettuce consider......
mcΒ²
But I dont feel like I'm getting anywhere
Math, physics, comp sci. The only easy class was "The American Century." Open book midterm and final, so he wasn't going to do any of the reading all semester.
βItβs a huge waste of time, Dad,β he laughed when I objected. βIβm not learning a damn thing in the class.β
βWell, then youβre just going to have to take that class over again,β I snapped at him.
βWhat are you talking about?β he yelped.
βYou know why, Gabe,β I said. βThose who donβt learn from history are condemned to repeat it.β
U only have few hours
He said, βSorry. No time.β
They had no chemistry π₯Ί
