I can't believe my FitBit still shows no progress...

How much more jogging my memory must I do?

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📅︎ Aug 03 2020
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My coworker told me someone hacked his FitBit account.

I replied: "I guess you'll have to take steps to correct that."

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📅︎ Jun 06 2019
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If Fitbit and Rolex teamed up to make a luxury/premium fitness tracker...

...would they call it a Swolex?

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📅︎ Oct 22 2015
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My Dad said his new fitbit was syncing

So I yelled "then it better learn how to swim"

I could hear my Dad laughing through a sea of groans.

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📅︎ Dec 25 2015
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I hear they're coming out with a new program to fight Fitbit addictions...

...It's a 10,000 step program.

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👤︎ u/mataxu
📅︎ Aug 05 2017
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Chatting about when Fitbits upload data to the website...

And I said "So when does it sync?"

Dad: "When you put it in water."

Urgh.

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📅︎ Jul 14 2015
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Got my coworker with this one

"My fitbit says I'm in Dakar. I don't even know where Dakar is."

"Easy. It's in daparking lot."

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👤︎ u/flypstyx
📅︎ Sep 20 2016
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Washing your hands?

My parents are redoing the bathroom, so the vanity was in the living room. Talking to my mom about her broken Fitbit.

Her: I had it charging all day, and it won't connect to my phone. I tried to use the sync-

Me: but it's sitting on the couch!

Her: shamelessly shakes her head and high fives me

I'm gonna be good at this whole dad thing.

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👤︎ u/Sngx94
📅︎ Jul 08 2016
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My training is complete...

My mom was opening her presents and unwrapped a brand new fitbit. As she opened it, she exclaimed, "Yes! I am going to get fit!" And without even looking at each other, my dad and I simultaneously from opposite sides of the room interject, "Bit by bit!" My wife looked at me with an expression that was the perfect cocktail of disbelief, groaning, and eye-rolling while my father walked with his head held a little higher that night.

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👤︎ u/Hou_mcbp
📅︎ Dec 26 2015
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My mom is the queen of dad jokes.

My mom's friend dropped her fitbit bracelet in the toilet. She said "well now you have a shitbit

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📅︎ Dec 18 2013
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