First World Puns

A list of puns related to "First World"

What was the world’s first groundbreaking invention?

The shovel.

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👤︎ u/MajicMan101
📅︎ Dec 20 2020
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I created the world’s first bulletproof vest using pages from recycled books

I call it Plot Armor ™

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👤︎ u/serialcompliment
📅︎ Nov 18 2020
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My son cried when he lost his first girlfriend. I told him don't worry its not the end of the world

Just yours.

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👤︎ u/diceblue
📅︎ Sep 30 2020
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An alternative... was that A'Tuin was crawling from the Birthplace to the Time of Mating. When they arrived they would briefly and passionately mate, for the first and only time, and from that fiery union new turtles would be born to carry a new pattern of worlds.

This was known as the Big Bang hypothesis.

Joke by Terry Pratchett, ‘The Colour of Magic’, Prologue.

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👤︎ u/WatashiStickKid
📅︎ Sep 03 2020
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I beat my rivals by inventing the world's first book made from onion skin.

Read it and weep!

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ May 28 2020
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I have created the world's first artificially intelligent pottery!

It is a ware!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Apr 06 2020
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The world's first certified vegetarian

Brock O. Lee

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👤︎ u/Escalade1414
📅︎ Jan 18 2020
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Worlds first ATM turned 50 today

I gave it a card

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👤︎ u/WigJr
📅︎ Jun 27 2017
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After finishing making the first map of the world, the guy exclaimed...

"Atlas"

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👤︎ u/MEraser
📅︎ Nov 06 2019
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One thing is for certain about the men who invented, built, and flew the world's first successful airplane at Kitty Hawk...

They were the Wright brothers for the job

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Nov 06 2019
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In 1939, an unusual farm animal named Gertrude became the first cow to climb to the peak of Mt. Everest carrying gear for the climbers, setting a world record that still stands unbroken.

Since then, the steaks have never been higher.

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👤︎ u/mitch_watson
📅︎ May 15 2019
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The first rule of world domination is to always capitalize on your enemies mistakes

ON YOUR ENEMIES MISTAKES

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👤︎ u/buckeyespud
📅︎ Aug 26 2018
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A wild brown rabbit recently became the world's first non-human creature to be charged with a crime and arrested.

Authorities claim he was found to be disturbing the peas.

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👤︎ u/hell2go
📅︎ Jun 29 2019
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Who was the worlds first carpenter?

Eve, because she made Adams banana stand.

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose
📅︎ Mar 29 2019
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In a world where men must tell dad jokes as soon as their first child is born.

She takes the pregnancy test, hunched over the pee pee stick on the toilet.

Her: "Honey...I think I'm pregnant."

Him: "Hi pregnant, I'm Dad!" (Did I really just say that? Out loud? I could've sworn I said I was so happy...weird)

Her: "This isn't a joke...I'm serious." (Did he just make...a dad joke? About being a dad?)

Him: "I thought you said your name was pregnant." (FUCK. What is happening to me?? Gotta say something normal..)

"Uhhhhh...I'm so fucking sorry. Really I couldn't help it, I guess."

Sorry: "At least you finally used my real name."

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👤︎ u/The-Man-of-Tin
📅︎ Aug 16 2019
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Russia managed to win the first match of the World Cup after Putin a lot of effort.
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👤︎ u/shyggar
📅︎ Jun 14 2018
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Did you know... The 'A-Team' van was the world's first electric vehicle?

... we know this because Mr T pities the fuel

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👤︎ u/td941
📅︎ Dec 07 2018
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If two online friends meet each other first time in real world in disco club...

... can we say that they disconnected?

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👤︎ u/MoralsAreUgly
📅︎ Apr 18 2018
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World's first ATM turned 50 today

...happy birthday dad.

^its ^a joke ^about ^^DAD

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👤︎ u/SoDakZak
📅︎ Jun 27 2017
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Expiration dates were the world's first spoiler alert.
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👤︎ u/ryantheoverseer
📅︎ Jan 25 2015
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