What kind of snacks do firefighters eat?

Firecrackers.

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what did the mexican firefighter call his first son?

Hose A

what did he call his second son?

Hose B

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/IvegotabigDijk
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What did the Hispanic firefighter name his twin sons?

Hose-A and Hose-B

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/b0kch0y14
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to get into firefighter school

you need to stop drop enroll

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/invertedparadX
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 28 2020
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What dating app do firefighters use?

Tinder

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ConradFlick
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When firefighters lose their jobs, are they fired or given the axe?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Luther277
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 14 2020
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I just went to a firefighter party

It was lit!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Demonazzzz
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 23 2020
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A Firefighter ran into a school holding a screwdriver and yelled...

Quick, everyone get out, this is NOT a drill!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Light_bulbnz
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They say firefighters deserve a pay rise

But apparently a pole was taken and they all fell through a hole in the floor

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/glazbypsn
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 06 2020
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What do you call a stoned firefighter

A higher fighter

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nasytasy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 15 2020
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Why do firefighters have Dalmatians?

So they can find the fire hydrant!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Wykes14
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 29 2019
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What happens to a firefighter when he gets laid off?

He gets fired.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/georgiaraisef
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 03 2020
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Why are firefighters positive people?

They always look on the bright side

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 22 2019
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What did the Mexican firefighter name his two kids?

Hose-A and Hose-B

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/x_graveyard152
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 17 2019
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Firefighters report at incident.

The fire department did they’re best to deal with the fire at the bakery but were unable to save the employees because it was already too late. They were toast.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AManInATopHat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 06 2019
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What award do you give a firefighter

Most extinguished

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/runs_with_airplanes
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 08 2019
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I would tell you a joke about firefighters

But my motivation Just got extinguished

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/oofygoofy_11
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 17 2019
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How many firefighters does it take to put out an Amazon rainforest fire?

At least a Brazilian.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WifeSaysImDeadInside
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 24 2019
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What did the Hispanic firefighter name his kids?

Jose and Jos B

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/snypershot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 16 2019
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If your firefighters are all Franciscan monks

Then you're fighting fire with frairs.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/UnknownBinary
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 20 2018
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I chose to be a firefighter

Because I had a burning passion for it

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ShouryDuck
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 24 2018
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What type of girls do firefighters date?

Hose.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RabbitGuySentMe
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 19 2017
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Some people said firefighters deserved more money. So they took a pole.

They all fell through the floor.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Praxis_Nadat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 15 2018
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What to firefighters use to detect fire?

A fire distinguisher.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Hobo_Helper_hot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 16 2018
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What do you call a firefighter who grows flowers?

Whatever their name happens to be.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/analogaether
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 12 2017
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Why do firefighters wear red white and blue suspenders?

To keep their pants up.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JuanInchWonder
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 23 2017
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dont punish him
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/awesome22507
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 29 2019
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What does a firefighter use to layoff flaming prostitutes?

A fire hose

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/riptide747
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 27 2015
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I hate those people that knock on my door telling me I need to be "saved" or that I'll "burn"...

Stupid firefighters.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/chuckyocouch_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 20 2019
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Cat in shock after climbing under car. (OP /u/ronaldinjo) gfycat.com/DecimalRegular…
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BOTY123
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 14 2015
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Who do you call when you want to make sure you'll keep your job?

Firefighters

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Erikjb12
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 31 2019
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Army: *Cease fire*

Firefighters: WHERE?!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hubmeme
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 31 2019
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I told my dad that I burned 400 calories.

He asked if the firefighters came.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MaximumPollution
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 28 2019
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What did the Mexican firefighter name his 2 children?

Hose A and Hose B

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TTheTiny1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 01 2020
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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys?

Hose A and Hose B

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jumbawumba07
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 09 2020
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A Mexican firefighter had twin boys. His first son was named Jose.

His second son was named Hose B.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CromulentDucky
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 23 2019
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A firefighter had twins

He named the first son HΓ΅se, and the second son Hose B

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ImNotAFuckingPedo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 16 2019
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A firefighter had two sons he named one of them Jose and the other Hose B
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/goblin-with-a-GUN
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 20 2019
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Did you hear what the Mexican firefighter named his twin boys?

JosΓ© and Hose B

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/burny60
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 06 2018
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I once knew these 2 Mexican firefighters.....

Their names were Hose A and Hose B

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Kaos_ZephyR
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18 2017
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I hate those people who come and pound on your door, telling you to get out or you’ll burn.

Stupid firefighters.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/labink
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 24 2019
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I hate those people who knock at your door and say you need to be saved or you’ll burn.

Stupid firefighters

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Saazkwat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 06 2019
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