What kind of snacks do firefighters eat?

Firecrackers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daviscojokes
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what did the mexican firefighter call his first son?

Hose A

what did he call his second son?

Hose B

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IvegotabigDijk
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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What did the Hispanic firefighter name his twin sons?

Hose-A and Hose-B

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πŸ‘€︎ u/b0kch0y14
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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to get into firefighter school

you need to stop drop enroll

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invertedparadX
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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What dating app do firefighters use?

Tinder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConradFlick
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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When firefighters lose their jobs, are they fired or given the axe?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Luther277
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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I just went to a firefighter party

It was lit!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Demonazzzz
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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A Firefighter ran into a school holding a screwdriver and yelled...

Quick, everyone get out, this is NOT a drill!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Light_bulbnz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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They say firefighters deserve a pay rise

But apparently a pole was taken and they all fell through a hole in the floor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/glazbypsn
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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What do you call a stoned firefighter

A higher fighter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nasytasy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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Why do firefighters have Dalmatians?

So they can find the fire hydrant!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wykes14
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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What happens to a firefighter when he gets laid off?

He gets fired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/georgiaraisef
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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Why are firefighters positive people?

They always look on the bright side

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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What did the Mexican firefighter name his two kids?

Hose-A and Hose-B

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x_graveyard152
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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Firefighters report at incident.

The fire department did they’re best to deal with the fire at the bakery but were unable to save the employees because it was already too late. They were toast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AManInATopHat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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What award do you give a firefighter

Most extinguished

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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I would tell you a joke about firefighters

But my motivation Just got extinguished

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oofygoofy_11
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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How many firefighters does it take to put out an Amazon rainforest fire?

At least a Brazilian.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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What did the Hispanic firefighter name his kids?

Jose and Jos B

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snypershot
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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If your firefighters are all Franciscan monks

Then you're fighting fire with frairs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnknownBinary
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2018
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I chose to be a firefighter

Because I had a burning passion for it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShouryDuck
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2018
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What type of girls do firefighters date?

Hose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RabbitGuySentMe
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2017
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Some people said firefighters deserved more money. So they took a pole.

They all fell through the floor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Praxis_Nadat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2018
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What to firefighters use to detect fire?

A fire distinguisher.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hobo_Helper_hot
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2018
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What do you call a firefighter who grows flowers?

Whatever their name happens to be.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/analogaether
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2017
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Why do firefighters wear red white and blue suspenders?

To keep their pants up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JuanInchWonder
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2017
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dont punish him
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesome22507
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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What does a firefighter use to layoff flaming prostitutes?

A fire hose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/riptide747
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2015
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I hate those people that knock on my door telling me I need to be "saved" or that I'll "burn"...

Stupid firefighters.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chuckyocouch_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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Cat in shock after climbing under car. (OP /u/ronaldinjo) gfycat.com/DecimalRegular…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BOTY123
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2015
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Who do you call when you want to make sure you'll keep your job?

Firefighters

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Erikjb12
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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Army: *Cease fire*

Firefighters: WHERE?!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hubmeme
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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I told my dad that I burned 400 calories.

He asked if the firefighters came.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaximumPollution
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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What did the Mexican firefighter name his 2 children?

Hose A and Hose B

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TTheTiny1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys?

Hose A and Hose B

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jumbawumba07
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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A Mexican firefighter had twin boys. His first son was named Jose.

His second son was named Hose B.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CromulentDucky
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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A firefighter had twins

He named the first son HΓ΅se, and the second son Hose B

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImNotAFuckingPedo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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A firefighter had two sons he named one of them Jose and the other Hose B
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πŸ‘€︎ u/goblin-with-a-GUN
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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Did you hear what the Mexican firefighter named his twin boys?

JosΓ© and Hose B

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πŸ‘€︎ u/burny60
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2018
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I once knew these 2 Mexican firefighters.....

Their names were Hose A and Hose B

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kaos_ZephyR
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2017
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I hate those people who come and pound on your door, telling you to get out or you’ll burn.

Stupid firefighters.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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I hate those people who knock at your door and say you need to be saved or you’ll burn.

Stupid firefighters

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Saazkwat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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