What do u call a flawless bank robbery with no fingerprints left behind?

Stainless steal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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I met this rich, easy-going fingerprints expert.

"Wow," I thought to myself, "This is really a man of the whorl."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaderosegrey
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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I was testing a lock which opens with a fingerprint, and trying to see how many fingerprints I could store. I've been able to store 10 fingerprints without issue

Because that's all I had on hand.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SyStRm
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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If you use a fingerprint scanning system for your house's entrance, then you literally "press Home to unlock". reddit.com/r/Showerthough…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Faebulous_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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I really upset my wife when she asked what was on the T.V.

"Dust." I said.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OliPark
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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What do you find in a clean nose?

Fingerprints

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iheartcorneas
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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I did a dumb thing

I wrote my name in wet cement, but I was stupid and I wrote my first and my last name, now they've got my name, they've got my fingerprints its pretty concrete evidence...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-_-__-__-_-_-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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My girlfriend got me pretty good today.

I opened the cabinet to pull out the chocolate syrup when I noticed a chocolate fingerprint on the top. I jokingly asked her if she did that to mark it as hers since she had told me she might have to hide it to keep me from using it all. So, we go back and forth over whose fingerprint it is when she grabs it and takes it over to the dog. She holds it up and goes, "Eddie, look. Whose is that?" Of course, he's a dumb dog, so he just whines and wags his tail. She then comes back to me and says, "I sent the fingerprint to the Lab, results came back inconclusive." Cue long sigh.

Edit: Damn...

Edit 2: The Lab

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