If you fib twice in a row, you'll be unable to move.
That's a pair-o-lies.
If someone wanted to become a professional lie detector, what would they need?
A lie-sense.
My dad told me a joke about the bone in my arm..
It was quite Humerus.
“I told you Doc!! I’ve got fatigue and my heart keeps skipping a beat! Why do you keep calling me a liar??
Doctor: “Sir, I’ll say it again, that’s A Fib!”
Sorry, It’s not a good hearted joke.
How do nurses and doctors keep people from lying about their medical history?
They use the de-FIB-rillator. Works every time.
Lying Cookies
Friend: "My fortune cookie told me I'd have a good month."
Me: "Well, it's a cookie, so I suppose it was being truthful."
Friend: "Yeah, I've never heard of a lying cookie."
Me: "Unless it was a Fib Newton."
[mic drop]
