What did the forklift operator do with the worker's whiskey?

He Lifted their spirits.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OneTrueGrizzly
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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You guys heard about those selfish kids having sex in the sewers?

Fucking ingrates.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhoRUGurl
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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Cheese Bread

Girlfriend asked me to grade the cheese for the cheese bread.

I said I give it a B+.

She told me I was eating alone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buddhistfee
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2015
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