What do programmers and exterminators have in common?

They both spend most of their time fighting bugs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tickytickytango
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2018
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My neighbours tree just got exterminated.

He said it was because of tree ants.

The next day, he exterminated his other tree that before, hadn't had any ants.

He said it was because of nutrients.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShadowDabber
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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I dated a household product exterminator once and didn't know it...

I guess my first tipoff should have came with all the Raids. But it really came to light with all the Black Flags.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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What tunes do exterminators get down to?

Smashmoth, Deadmouse, and Pop-a-roach

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zorthor
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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Hungarians use scare tactics to exterminate bugs

It's called boo-the-pest control

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dementia_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2017
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Why did the exterminator let his dogs eat steak for dinner?

He lets the pesticides

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nomorepleaseno
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2015
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What are terminators called when they retire?

Exterminators

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πŸ‘€︎ u/siphodeus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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Knock knock

-Who's there?

-Doctor

-Doctor Who?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lazy_sloth_No6
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