My friend asked me about my opinion on euthanasia

I said I don’t know, I’ve never met any

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My Mom made a euthanasia joke.
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Dad Joke About Euthanasia...

So a co-worker of mine brought up the topic of euthanasia and what we thought about it and here's how the conversation went:

Co-worker: "So what do you think about euthanasia especially involving really young kids?"

Me: "I mean, I think it's awful, they get paid like 5 cents a day, the working conditions are deplorable, it really keeps me up at night."

after a few confused looks by everyone my co-worker replies:

Co-worker: "What the fuck are you talking about?"

Me: "I thought you wanted to know what I thought about the youth in Asia?"

The groans were so rewarding.

E: formatting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trusk_Fundz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2015
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Why are some people anti-euthanasia?

The youth in Asia have it hard enough as it is!

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What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Veggieburgercat
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What do you call putting a child to sleep?

Kidnapping.

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I went to the doctor’s office and started yelling, β€œTyphoid! Measles! Flu!”

I always like to call the shots.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2018
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What do you call children from the east?

euthanasia. (my dad actually told me this one)

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2017
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What's the difference between a kid living in china and putting down a sick animal?

One's a youth in Asia and the other is euthanasia.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2018
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Got dadjoked about my midterm topic

Dad: What's your midterm about?

Me: The ethics of euthanasia.

Dad: What about the old people in Asia.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2014
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I was talking about my dog being put down when my husband interjected with a racist dad joke...

Me: Did you know euthanasia is pink? Husband: What do you mean? Youth in Asia are yellow.

Because apparently euthanisia sounds like youth in Asia... Face palm.

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