Euthanasia Puns

I said I don’t know, I’ve never met any

We deal with grief in strange ways

So a co-worker of mine brought up the topic of euthanasia and what we thought about it and here's how the conversation went:

Co-worker: "So what do you think about euthanasia especially involving really young kids?"

Me: "I mean, I think it's awful, they get paid like 5 cents a day, the working conditions are deplorable, it really keeps me up at night."

after a few confused looks by everyone my co-worker replies:

Co-worker: "What the fuck are you talking about?"

Me: "I thought you wanted to know what I thought about the youth in Asia?"

The groans were so rewarding.

E: formatting

The youth in Asia have it hard enough as it is!

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

Kidnapping.

I always like to call the shots.

euthanasia. (my dad actually told me this one)

One's a youth in Asia and the other is euthanasia.

Dad: What's your midterm about?

Me: The ethics of euthanasia.

Dad: What about the old people in Asia.

Me: Did you know euthanasia is pink? Husband: What do you mean? Youth in Asia are yellow.

Because apparently euthanisia sounds like youth in Asia... Face palm.