Equi Puns

Dos Equis

Girl at work: "there's a good beer in Australia called Four X"

Me: "is it twice as good as Dos Equis?"

So he responded

"We have three Dos Equis left. No, actually we have six Equis left."

This just happened in the kitchen.

"I don't always make eggs,

But when I do, I prefer Dos Eggies."

^^^^^^Dos_Equis=Dos_Eggys

Oh man, did I groan.