Dos Equis Puns

A list of puns related to "Dos Equis"

What do you call it when you get the Corona virus twice?

Dos Equis

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👤︎ u/Thatswhatsup327
📅︎ Mar 12 2020
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Dadjoked at work

Girl at work: "there's a good beer in Australia called Four X"

Me: "is it twice as good as Dos Equis?"

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👤︎ u/boredjew
📅︎ May 15 2015
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My mom asked my dad how much beer was left...

So he responded

"We have three Dos Equis left. No, actually we have six Equis left."

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👤︎ u/v_logs
📅︎ Dec 20 2013
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Well, my dad sprung this joke on me. I don't know where else to share it.

This just happened in the kitchen.

"I don't always make eggs,

But when I do, I prefer Dos Eggies."

^^^^^^Dos_Equis=Dos_Eggys

Oh man, did I groan.

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👤︎ u/Hexofin
📅︎ May 03 2014
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