What can jump higher, the empire state building or a kangaroo
The kangaroo cause the empire state building can't jump
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Do u know how the roman empire was cut in half?-------How?-------With a pair of Caesars!!!!
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︎ Sep 27 2020
One administrator of Cloud City struck a New Deal with the Empire: Franklin DeLando Roosevelt
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︎ Jan 24 2021
How did the Roman Empire get split in two?
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︎ Jan 15 2021
A citizen of the roman empire is teleported to modern day Spain
Luckily, he is able to understand the Spanish Language to some degree because of its similarities to Latin. As he learns more, he is fine with most of the changes the Spaniards made, but disliked how βquidβ (latin for βwhatβ) translated.
Whenever he made his thoughts on the word known, he would get called an antique.
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︎ Jan 01 2021
What do you call the British Empire for ants?
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︎ Dec 03 2020
How was the roman empire seperated?
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︎ Feb 18 2020
Why were there so many road accidents in the Roman Empire?
Everyone had a hard time navigating those sharp V-turns.
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︎ Jun 30 2020
A physicist sees a man about to jump off of the Empire State Building...
He yells,β Donβt do it, you have too much potentialβ
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︎ Jun 15 2020
I just read an early draft of The Empire Strikes Back...
...Yoda originally spent part of his exile as a shepherd.
All the sheep, Dagobah.
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︎ Jul 29 2020
Growing up, my Dad was King of the TP empire.
I guess that makes me Prince Charmin.
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︎ May 12 2020
Many people would say that there was no great empires in the middle East before 500 ad but this is incorrect
In fact the Abbasid is true
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︎ Mar 31 2020
The Empire doesnβt stand a chance
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︎ Feb 13 2019
There was no internet in the Roman empire. Nobody knows what exactly happened during then.
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︎ Mar 17 2020
Itβs the end of work on Friday, itβs been a long week, and all my bones are just like the capital city of the Holy Roman Empire.
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︎ Feb 14 2020
Some punk just spray-painted the word βwrongβ on every floor in the Empire State Building.
Thatβs wrong on so many levels.
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︎ Jun 29 2019
What dog can jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Any dog, because building canβt jump.
(Heard this a long time ago canβt remember where.)
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︎ Feb 13 2019
2018: the year we saw the fall of the romaine empire
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︎ Nov 22 2018
Why did the empire have such a hard time finding the Rebel Base?
They were looking in Alderaan places
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︎ Feb 14 2015
The Romaine Empire has Fallen... Caesar is dead...
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︎ Nov 24 2018
What caused the fall of the ramen empire?
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︎ Aug 09 2019
How was the Roman Empire cut in half?
With a pair of Ceasars!
My dad, ladies and gentlemen.
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︎ Oct 11 2015
Imagine the Russian Empire having two heads of state at the same time...
that would be real bizarre.
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︎ May 21 2019
To break the ice on a date I said βDid you know the Empire State has 102 stories?β
She said alright make em quick
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︎ Apr 23 2019
I heard a kangaroo can jump higher than the Empire State building.
Actually, they all can. Buildings don't jump at all.
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︎ Feb 13 2021
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course it can! A building canβt jump at all!
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︎ Nov 17 2020
How was the Roman Empire cut in half?
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︎ Jun 24 2020
What animal can jump higher than the Empire State Building?
They all can; the Empire State Building can't jump!
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︎ May 09 2020
How was the roman empire cut in half
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︎ Feb 18 2020
Can a Kangaroo jump higher then the Empire State Building?
Ofcourse it can. The Empire State Building can't jump.
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︎ Nov 20 2019
How was the Roman Empire defeated?
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︎ Feb 18 2020
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
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︎ Nov 12 2019
How was the Roman Empire divided?
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︎ Feb 19 2020
How was the Roman Empire cut in half?
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︎ Sep 18 2019
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
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︎ Nov 17 2019
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
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︎ Nov 03 2019
A physicist sees a yound men who wants to jump off the Empire State Building.
He yells: βDon't jump! You have so much potential!β
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︎ Oct 30 2019
A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State building.
"Don't do it!!" he yelled. "You have so much potential!"
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︎ Dec 02 2017
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course, the Empire State Building canβt jump.
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︎ Apr 24 2019
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
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︎ May 19 2019
How was the Roman empire cut in half?
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︎ Apr 01 2017
How was the Roman Empire cut in half?
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︎ Aug 09 2018
What cut the Roman Empire in half?
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