I will become the next great god. The embodiment of Thor and Odin’s power.

Tod.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rickapacolypse
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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How do you make a dad joke?

You don't. Dad jokes make you, we are only the embodiment of the jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stampeed13
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Which music group really embodied the fake it until you make it mantra?

The Pretenders.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joey_the_Duck
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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Genie: You have one wish left

Dave: I wish I was Rich!

Genie: Granted

Rich: Nice

(Sorry for formatting, mobile app is the embodiment of a bucket with a hole in it)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LucasM__
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