Electron Puns

“Ya, I’m positive.”

And the atom replied, "I'm positive!"

Electron: are you sure?

Neutron: im nearly positive

Electron: ive never been so attracted to you

Battery.

I was heavily charged, despite my victims saying it was an overall positive experience.

I didn’t even know they were catholic!

I really need to keep an ion them.

Two electrons are talking to each other

The first one points to a proton and says "Do you want that charge?"

The second one points to an antiproton and says "No, discharge"

They were charged under extraordinary circumstances

Better keep an ion that.

They are always negative.

The first one stops and says 'Oh, no! I think i've lost an electron!" The second one says 'are you sure?' The first one says 'Yeah, I'm positive'

Because it had it’s ion someone else.

All he has are negative thoughts.

Positive

You better keep an ion him

Bartender tells it to leave because they don’t like that kind of energy in the place.

Electron asks, “Are you positive?”

You really need to keep your ion them.

"Oh, no. Are you sure?" "I'm positive."

But, I'm staying positive.

EDIT: Hope you guys can keep an ion me.

KLM

" Why so negative bro?"

You don’t matter.

Seal-ion

"Up and atom!"

One says to the other, "why didn't you just wave"?

Be honest with me, is this a good joke?

It's a shame cause I really wanted to keep an ion him.

Truly, the Brits are living in a modern day Sir Valence state.

I was heavily charged, despite my victims saying it was an overall positive experience.

They are always negative.

The other says... Are you positive?