A list of puns related to "Electron And Proton"
"Up and atom!"
Two electrons are talking to each other
The first one points to a proton and says "Do you want that charge?"
The second one points to an antiproton and says "No, discharge"
An electron walks up to the proton and says, βHey! Stay positive!β
Me- I meet an interesting person the other day
Her- Oh, ok?
Me- Turns out he runs a school
Her- Not too interesting so far...
Me- Yeah, but it's a school for protons, neutrons and electrons
Her- umm, sorry, what?
Me- Yeah, but it's the Principal of the matter, you see?
eyeroll intensifies
My dad used to wake me up by standing beside my bed and repeatedly saying, "Up and atom (at 'em). Up and proton. Up and electron. Up and molecule." Now he still does it when I'm home from college, and as I get harder to rouse, more subatomic particles.
Me- I meet an interesting person the other day
Her- Oh, ok?
Me- Turns out he runs a school
Her- Not too interesting so far...
Me- But it's a school for protons, neutrons and electrons
Her- umm, sorry, what?
Me- Yeah, but it's the Principal of the matter, you see?
eyeroll intensifies
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