What did the electron say to his protons and neutrons that had slept in?

"Up and atom!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeyIsUber
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2012
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Two electrons

Two electrons are talking to each other

The first one points to a proton and says "Do you want that charge?"

The second one points to an antiproton and says "No, discharge"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anti-charizard
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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A proton and neutron break up...

An electron walks up to the proton and says, β€œHey! Stay positive!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Munk-the-Man
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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I can't find any evidence of this pun after some searches...(OC?)

Me- I meet an interesting person the other day

Her- Oh, ok?

Me- Turns out he runs a school

Her- Not too interesting so far...

Me- Yeah, but it's a school for protons, neutrons and electrons

Her- umm, sorry, what?

Me- Yeah, but it's the Principal of the matter, you see?

eyeroll intensifies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/somethingwickednc
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2015
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Good Morning dadjoke

My dad used to wake me up by standing beside my bed and repeatedly saying, "Up and atom (at 'em). Up and proton. Up and electron. Up and molecule." Now he still does it when I'm home from college, and as I get harder to rouse, more subatomic particles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AirAdmiral
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2014
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I can't find any evidence of this pun after some searches... (OC?)

Me- I meet an interesting person the other day

Her- Oh, ok?

Me- Turns out he runs a school

Her- Not too interesting so far...

Me- But it's a school for protons, neutrons and electrons

Her- umm, sorry, what?

Me- Yeah, but it's the Principal of the matter, you see?

eyeroll intensifies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/somethingwickednc
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2015
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